Attn ladies in Belfast and Limerick

[westside]

I need a lift from Ballsbridge in Dublin to IKEA in Belfast (and then back), on Tuesday 6th of May, leaving no earlier than 10 am and back in time for Fair City.

No whinging clients that will moan at me about fake photos, dodgy independents etc on the way need apply.

I can offer the driver a bit of financial domination at the IKEA till (i.e. You can pay for my yellow cushions and blue clothes pegs if it turns you on).

Pat x

What time will i collect you at Sweetie????

Ill pencil you in,
Westside.

[carlos marvado]

Now Bogman may be offering some nice lady a free lift from Belfast to Limerick via Dublin and back on the following day. That indeed is very kind and generous of Bogman, but given that we are talking here of 36 hours approximately in total if Bogman manages to get the lady to stay the night with him, then I think his free passenger could end up charging him anywhere between 2000 and 5000 Euro for her time and the pleasure of her company. Extras would of course have to be added, plus Bogman would have to feed and water her......but at least she wont be charging him for travelling costs.

Ladies take my advice. Contact Bogman and take him up on his offer. He's definitely ready for the taking.

[sexy naomi]

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah Brilliant guys

[Bogman]

Good to see I have at least given you all a laugh, even Pat is in there takin the piss. I was not planning for the lady to stay with me overnight, it was just an offer of a lift in either direction as I am going to Limerick on a social/business matter and back North for the bank holiday on Monday. I have driven it before and its a more enjoyable drive with some female company who might or might not be up for a bit of nookie en route (fee payable of course, by me)

I'm sure I'll get more piss taking for posting this but its not a bother.

Best wishes to all.

[carlos marvado]

Good to know that you are able for us piss takers Bogman. At the end of the day we're only a bunch of piss artists anyway.

But seriously, d'ont you know that none of us pay for sexual services on this site, we all pay for the escorts time and company. What we get up to during that time is a private matter between consenting adults. So as per the Gospel according to Patricia, it does'nt really matter what you do with the escort as long as you compensate her for her time.

As you are driving to Limerick on Saturday and back to Belfast on Sunday, it's only applicable to escorts who are'nt actually working over the weekend ( ie. a no-strings attached sight seeing trip) or escorts who want to do a longer out-call with a bit of travelling thrown in.

Fair play for initiative and I wish you well.

[sexy naomi]

Hey Sexy Claudia & sexy Naomi(myself) need a lift from Cork to Limerick next week like this we will avoid the bus boring journey so if you want to do it you are welcome.
Lets us know, only one request guys it must be an Instyle chauffeur drive like a limousine, Bentley Arnage, stretched limo or Mercedes only.
Thank you xxx xxx
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[Patricia]

Good to see I have at least given you all a laugh, even Pat is in there takin the piss.

Don't mind me, I'm just a miserable old wench