Last night i had a dream,i died and went to heaven.I stood before two huge golden gates which opened ,as i walked through i saw visons of my life falsh before me, i continued on until i came to a bright shining light and a figure emerged from the sparkles.There i stood face to face with God himself.I fell to my knees(i actually slipped on a banana peel but made it look good).Down on my knees with my head hung ,i heard a voice saying "arise my child".I looked up and arose and i was greeted by a smiling man.I went to speak and he replied "thoust shall not speak as of yet my child".He put his hand on my head and said," my child,i have something to say to you before you enter my kingdom."What is it my saviour" (feeling guilty of all the chocholate easter eggs of timespast).

He replied my child.....................


FLYSHIT IS AN IDIOT