Non sex escort

[nailcore]

I am a twenty year old male student, studying and living in Dublin. I enjoy reading, sport (rugby, swimming, GAA), music (I play piano and drums) and much else.

I prefer to work in Dublin, but arrangements can be made for out of the city. I do not offer sexual services, but besides this condition there are none others.

[Patricia]

Mmmm...

Good luck getting paid to socialise during your college years

[carlos marvado]

Yo nailcore, i'm big into rugby myself, but if you think i'm going to spend like 300 Euro to watch a Heineken Cup match with you, your out of your f***ing tree man. I hope your not studying economics, like seriously man you've got more chance of being f***ed on the dort by Ross O'Carroll Kelly, right!!!!!!

[nailcore]

I doth protest? Well in all fairness people, my research did suggest a niche where an escort could literally 'escort' without sexual antics. Its not that I'm adverse to it, but my girlfriend wouldn't like it. Anyway, if I wanted to fuck like that I wouldn't need to get a job doing it. Whatever happened courting?

By the way Carlos, if you've got a cock to go with those tits, I'll make an exception and give you head if you give me a tit wank, deal? (I study history by the way- I guess my head was just in the clouds).

[nailcore]

Hey Patricia,

If I added 'I will fuck' to my specs would you have fucked me?

[nailcore]

Alright folks,

Enough of the mocking. I just want a little advice, as in what are the chances of good work and getting paid serious money, if I worked as a 'proper' escort (i.e. sex and all) or are there any agencies?

Cheers.

[Patricia]

Hey Patricia,

If I added 'I will fuck' to my specs would you have fucked me?

Darling, if we did sex and money it would be you who would be paying me

[nicenic]

I am a twenty year old male student, studying and living in Dublin. I enjoy reading, sport (rugby, swimming, GAA), music (I play piano and drums) and much else.

I prefer to work in Dublin, but arrangements can be made for out of the city. I do not offer sexual services, but besides this condition there are none others.

do you come to cork

[nailcore]

Hmm, I have no particular reason to go, but I could.