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Thread: My Checklist

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Sep 2007

    Default My Checklist

    Thank God for this website!
    Previously I thought all I had to do was roll out of the pub and go knocking on a lucky ladies door, but after careful reading, I have come to realise that the rather pungent smell of 12 pints of John Smiths and stale pee isnt every ladies cup of tea.

    So, heres my checklist:

    Best set of teeth - check
    Hair carefully brylcremed and securley wrapped several times around my head - thus preventing the possibility of injury to both parties - check
    Trousers tied with new string with my best reef knot - check
    Body and facial hair shaved\tidied - check (Well, having trouble with the backs of my hands and between my toes, but I'm sure no one will really notice)
    Body thoroughly cleansed using Farmer Joes sheep dip - check
    Money counted and ready - check (In fact, if she is older than advertised, I have found some old punts and shillings, just in case)
    Kissing - me and the dog have been practicing for weeks now and I think I have the hang of it, although Lassie likes to use more tongue than I do
    Privates - washed and rubbed probably a bit too much because Mr Sausage got a bit sick

    There, dont think I have missed anything, now just need to decide which lucky lady to call, Anna? Violette? or maybe the lovely Appollina?

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Dublin Fair City
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  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    land of pigmies

    Default hahaha


    are u Podge or Rodge


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