Lmao

[carlos marvado]

Congratulations Patricia, that was some April Fools Day joke. But jesting aside, it is already common practice for some of the more sophisticated ladies to provide a meal and even wine for in-call overnight stays. If any punters are interested in gastronomic reviews, I will be happy to oblige. There are some really great cooks out there and the desserts are usually divine.

As my favourite little lady is a beautiful size 8, i'd hate to see her stuffing herself with umpteen colesterol packed Big Macs, KFCs, etc per day. There's only one type of stuffing she requires. Me!!!!!!

Anyway, Happy April Fools Day to one and all. If you can't beat the fools, join them.

[Patricia]

damn ,bloodly sweetie.Second year in a row you got me.

Yes I will admit now it is April 2nd that I was only winding you all up with the hot food thingy! It is removed from the site now, apart from this page - https://www.escort-ireland.com/escorts/hot-food.php - which is no longer linked in menus etc but I'll leave up for a few days so anyone who missed it can have a read. Did nobody even notice the first letters of each embolded word spells "April Fool"?

Until next year Westie