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    Default Lmao

    Ah the penny drops,

    Okay so here I am at my desk pretending to be busy whilst all the time surfing the net and I browse through the sites menu. "Menu" would seem to be an appropriate term as the hot meals seem to be the order of the day.
    Then I remember the date and it all falls into place.

    Pity though I would love to ring up for a half hour appointment and order a rack of lamb with a creme brulee to finish off. Christ knows it would be a lot cheaper than Shanahans on The Green , and the last time I asked for OWO there the management were not impressed. ( though one of the waiters seemed quite receptive to the idea)

    LOL

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    Don't get you, but I assure you the new Hot Food Rule is no joke. It is against the law to advertise the services of prostitutes in Ireland. We cannot do this and following legal advice we have found our only option is to make sure we are not advertising ladies who don't even spend 10 minutes getting to know their clients before they jump into bed with them. It can't be legally argued that it is two consenting adults attracted to each other by coincidence if they don't even get to know each other for 10 minutes first! Asking escorts to share a hot meal with their client is a nice way to ensure we stay on the right side of the law I think. Remember nightclubs used to put on a meal so they could serve drink later? This is no different to that. We are just moving with the times and doing something which protects everyone legally whilst also offering the client the extra value of a free meal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anabolic View Post
    Pity though I would love to ring up for a half hour appointment and order a rack of lamb with a creme brulee to finish off.
    Please note the meal must be shared at the beginning of the appointment.

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    Default This is a joke, if its real, its still a joke lol!

    lol I was like "huh? What the fk is going on?" is this new feature for legal reasons? that you cant get charged for sharing time with a escort with a qtr pounder!"

    I think after a bic mac, fries, shakes, apple pie i be sprawled out on the sofa not on the bed in action, more like action in the jacks!

    did any escorts call in to complain about offering hot food? lol hahaha

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    i got a foot long sub in my pants, any girls can munch on it anytime they want.
    choice of 2 sauces, sweet honey mustard or mayonaisse to go!!

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    Default ..............

    Quote Originally Posted by Patricia View Post
    Please note the meal must be shared at the beginning of the appointment.
    and the deserts must be shared near the end of the appointment.

    I'll have a cucumber inserted in sliced nan embedded with chilli sauce please,
    Westside.

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    Default Naughty Boy

    Is this *rude words removed* or what

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    Yes the penny dropped - Will be fun to watch though

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    Quote Originally Posted by GavinDub View Post
    Is this *rude words removed* or what
    Less of that bad language Gavin!

  10. Default Well I'll be damned

    Jesus if this is for real its gas.
    Imagine the problems it will cause.
    If an escort has a busy week she will have to edit her profile from tall and slim to tall and slightly chubby !
    And jesus the reviews can you imagine :
    The appartment was clean and the escort was incredible. Best OWO I have ever received though be warned the chicken was over cooked and rubbery while the potatoes seemed to have been oversalted.
    Favorites enjoyed : OWO, Gfe, GFE, Chicken Chasseur,

    Duration of visit : 4 hours 15 mins ( Chicken Chasseur takes a while as does the washing up)

    Price : 600 + 12.5 % service charge

    Mind you I have to salute your ingenuity

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