Tell me pet,whats the E-I office like? Whats your working hours?? or should i say office hours?

I mean is this whats it like putting up the reviews??

A typical Monday morning here Sweetie eh??

Common ye Sweetie.Tell me what its like to "work?" in the office?

Waiting with consumate interest,

PS did you hear escort are a greedy bunch?Thats news to me Sweetie.