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    Default Irish Celebrity Escorts - Who would you like to shag?

    Hello boys,

    Conducting a little internal research here and we need to know - WHICH IRISH CELEBRITY WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHAG THE MOST?

    Personally I think I'd screw my namesake, Pat Kenny... It's not that I fancy him... It's that he looks to me like he could really use a good shagging... And I'm a good giver of mercy fucks.

    Pat x

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    Mary McAleese, I think she could use a good shagging too (sorry I couldn't stop myself), and I could get free accommodation in Phoenix Park

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patricia View Post
    Hello boys,

    Conducting a little internal research here and we need to know - WHICH IRISH CELEBRITY WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHAG THE MOST?

    Personally I think I'd screw my namesake, Pat Kenny... It's not that I fancy him... It's that he looks to me like he could really use a good shagging... And I'm a good giver of mercy fucks.

    Pat x
    how about me pat i deffo would qualify for a mercy shag
    I will also give u permission to bring natasha(that booty is real fine)

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    Wink celebrity id like to shag

    Glenda Gilson..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patricia View Post
    Hello boys,

    Conducting a little internal research here and we need to know - WHICH IRISH CELEBRITY WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHAG THE MOST?

    Personally I think I'd screw my namesake, Pat Kenny... It's not that I fancy him... It's that he looks to me like he could really use a good shagging... And I'm a good giver of mercy fucks.

    Pat x
    miriam o callaghan
    now miriam would do some buisness as a mature escort
    the thinking mans totty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flypan View Post
    Mary McAleese, I think she could use a good shagging too (sorry I couldn't stop myself), and I could get free accommodation in Phoenix Park
    be ok but her husband would probably stand by the bed because everywhere she goes he is just two f***ing steps behind her

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    Patricia,

    Do you qualify as a celebrity?? With a body like yours you should be. So I would have to pick you.

    Forrest

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    Lightbulb Fianna Fail

    The entire Fianna Fail parliamentary party deserves the shagging of a lifetime. People come on here regularly to complain about false advertising from escorts, fake reviews, hidden extras and poor service, but if prizes were being handed out for conartistry, Fianna Fail would win hands down. Any escort who treated her clients the way they treat the voters and tax payers of Ireland would not last long in the business. So maybe when the next election comes around, the good punters of Ireland (and those escorts with a vote) will join together and give Fianna Fail a shagging they will never forget.

    Keep the red flag flying comrades.

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    Default Daniel O Donnell.

    Quote Originally Posted by Patricia View Post
    Hello boys,

    Conducting a little internal research here and we need to know - WHICH IRISH CELEBRITY WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHAG THE MOST?

    Personally I think I'd screw my namesake, Pat Kenny... It's not that I fancy him... It's that he looks to me like he could really use a good shagging... And I'm a good giver of mercy fucks.

    Pat x
    I would to to shag him up the arse and whip his head around place as a punishment for torturing the entire human rac with vocals and sends birds off trees blocks away and old women sticking their fingers up the tampon tunnel.

    Didnt he fight for Catholics freedom too??
    Westside.

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    Default Cant think of any .......

    Quote Originally Posted by Patricia View Post
    Hello boys,

    Conducting a little internal research here and we need to know - WHICH IRISH CELEBRITY WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHAG THE MOST?

    Personally I think I'd screw my namesake, Pat Kenny... It's not that I fancy him... It's that he looks to me like he could really use a good shagging... And I'm a good giver of mercy fucks.

    Pat x
    do we actually ahve any celebrities here Sweetie?

    You sound like you could do with one yourself Sweetie or have you entered the area of closure.

    Pushing on while pushing in,
    Westside.

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