Westy...Cute????

[Langer]

Just got back from Upmarket Models and I had a good time. I thought I would ask about this calling time thing. I spoke with Marie the receptionist and mentioned Westys annoyance. She said the same as before that you cannot get Maruska out of the room when she goes into a fella. She said she was already with Westy 45 minutes and there was no sign of her coming out. I said Westy must be hot stuff when they wont come out of the room and her reply was ' Sure would you blame them, he's a lovely cute fella with a lovely goatee and mustache and the girls love him" She said Maruska said "He weally weally lovely man, why you call me" What the fuck kind of shit is this??? Ok Westy I'm willing to learn, teach me. I had a feeling when I was talking to her if you knocked at the door I was getting fucked out so you could be let in and I'm going there fucking years. I asked how come I dont get 45 minutes...she said you do..everyone does. she said it says 30 minutes on the net because you cannot change it online to 45 minutes. She said the 170is for 45 mimutes and the hour is actually 75 minutes. She said we never rush anyone. She then asked me had I ever been rushed or hurried inside there and fuck it, I had to admit...I never was. ....I just rushed myself...what a fucking langer.

[westside]

Just got back from Upmarket Models and I had a good time. I thought I would ask about this calling time thing. I spoke with Marie the receptionist and mentioned Westys annoyance. She said the same as before that you cannot get Maruska out of the room when she goes into a fella. She said she was already with Westy 45 minutes and there was no sign of her coming out. I said Westy must be hot stuff when they wont come out of the room and her reply was ' Sure would you blame them, he's a lovely cute fella with a lovely goatee and mustache and the girls love him" She said Maruska said "He weally weally lovely man, why you call me" What the fuck kind of shit is this??? Ok Westy I'm willing to learn, teach me. I had a feeling when I was talking to her if you knocked at the door I was getting fucked out so you could be let in and I'm going there fucking years. I asked how come I dont get 45 minutes...she said you do..everyone does. she said it says 30 minutes on the net because you cannot change it online to 45 minutes. She said the 170is for 45 mimutes and the hour is actually 75 minutes. She said we never rush anyone. She then asked me had I ever been rushed or hurried inside there and fuck it, I had to admit...I never was. ....I just rushed myself...what a fucking langer.

The secret.Ok, i give your the secret and when you do this you'll pick up women faster than a speed boat.

When you see a girl you'll like, run up behind her, bite her arse and shout out loud,hows your mother.Its a simple technique.

Run, grab, bite ,hows the mother.Always works.Thats the trick,the big secret.

Always works,
Westside.

PS 45 mins goes fast when your having fun.Tell Marie im in stiches.She is one clever woman ,right Marie????

[bigpaws]

west has a goatee????
Is that so drunk Cork lads will mistake your mouth for a pussy west????

Paws

[westside]

west has a goatee????
Is that so drunk Cork lads will mistake your mouth for a pussy west????

Paws

its not a goatee as such.A goatee comes down around the chin.What i have is a legth of hair straight down for about an inch below my lower lips.So strictly speaking i have a landing strip.

Now you must be unconsious laughing,
Westside.

[experienced punter]

its not a goatee as such.A goatee comes down around the chin.What i have is a legth of hair straight down for about an inch below my lower lips.So strictly speaking i have a landing strip.

Now you must be unconsious laughing,
Westside.

Two escorts(i wont name them) I was with in the past year said to me fondly "everyone wants to meet Westie" This disclosure about u havin a goatee will be of interest to a lot out there u know"!

[experienced punter]

sorry landing strip