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    Default Westy...Cute????

    Just got back from Upmarket Models and I had a good time. I thought I would ask about this calling time thing. I spoke with Marie the receptionist and mentioned Westys annoyance. She said the same as before that you cannot get Maruska out of the room when she goes into a fella. She said she was already with Westy 45 minutes and there was no sign of her coming out. I said Westy must be hot stuff when they wont come out of the room and her reply was ' Sure would you blame them, he's a lovely cute fella with a lovely goatee and mustache and the girls love him" She said Maruska said "He weally weally lovely man, why you call me" What the fuck kind of shit is this??? Ok Westy I'm willing to learn, teach me. I had a feeling when I was talking to her if you knocked at the door I was getting fucked out so you could be let in and I'm going there fucking years. I asked how come I dont get 45 minutes...she said you do..everyone does. she said it says 30 minutes on the net because you cannot change it online to 45 minutes. She said the 170is for 45 mimutes and the hour is actually 75 minutes. She said we never rush anyone. She then asked me had I ever been rushed or hurried inside there and fuck it, I had to admit...I never was. ....I just rushed myself...what a fucking langer.

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    Default Well................

    Quote Originally Posted by Langer View Post
    Just got back from Upmarket Models and I had a good time. I thought I would ask about this calling time thing. I spoke with Marie the receptionist and mentioned Westys annoyance. She said the same as before that you cannot get Maruska out of the room when she goes into a fella. She said she was already with Westy 45 minutes and there was no sign of her coming out. I said Westy must be hot stuff when they wont come out of the room and her reply was ' Sure would you blame them, he's a lovely cute fella with a lovely goatee and mustache and the girls love him" She said Maruska said "He weally weally lovely man, why you call me" What the fuck kind of shit is this??? Ok Westy I'm willing to learn, teach me. I had a feeling when I was talking to her if you knocked at the door I was getting fucked out so you could be let in and I'm going there fucking years. I asked how come I dont get 45 minutes...she said you do..everyone does. she said it says 30 minutes on the net because you cannot change it online to 45 minutes. She said the 170is for 45 mimutes and the hour is actually 75 minutes. She said we never rush anyone. She then asked me had I ever been rushed or hurried inside there and fuck it, I had to admit...I never was. ....I just rushed myself...what a fucking langer.
    The secret.Ok, i give your the secret and when you do this you'll pick up women faster than a speed boat.

    When you see a girl you'll like, run up behind her, bite her arse and shout out loud,hows your mother.Its a simple technique.

    Run, grab, bite ,hows the mother.Always works.Thats the trick,the big secret.

    Always works,
    Westside.

    PS 45 mins goes fast when your having fun.Tell Marie im in stiches.She is one clever woman ,right Marie????

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    Talking west HAS A HAIRY GLORY-HOLE .......... ON HIS FACE!!!!!

    west has a goatee????
    Is that so drunk Cork lads will mistake your mouth for a pussy west????

    Paws
    Gone ........... and forgotten?

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    Default Whatever you have pur it out of your hand because you will spill it..........

    Quote Originally Posted by bigpaws View Post
    west has a goatee????
    Is that so drunk Cork lads will mistake your mouth for a pussy west????

    Paws
    its not a goatee as such.A goatee comes down around the chin.What i have is a legth of hair straight down for about an inch below my lower lips.So strictly speaking i have a landing strip.

    Now you must be unconsious laughing,
    Westside.

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    Default what does Westie look like?

    Quote Originally Posted by westside View Post
    its not a goatee as such.A goatee comes down around the chin.What i have is a legth of hair straight down for about an inch below my lower lips.So strictly speaking i have a landing strip.

    Now you must be unconsious laughing,
    Westside.
    Two escorts(i wont name them) I was with in the past year said to me fondly "everyone wants to meet Westie" This disclosure about u havin a goatee will be of interest to a lot out there u know"!

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    sorry landing strip

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    Default I avoid walking by airports as much as i can.............

    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    sorry landing strip
    i'll take the bus thanks.

    Lovingly,
    Westside.

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    Thanks for the tip Westy on how to pick up and impress women.

    To be honest I'm a little sceptical about it. But the other side is you dont seem like a fella that would make a langer out of me with bullshit info.

    But for safety sake I'm just going to ask a few of the girls if you ever ran up and bit their arse.

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    Default Well Langer...........

    Quote Originally Posted by Langer View Post
    Thanks for the tip Westy on how to pick up and impress women.

    To be honest I'm a little sceptical about it. But the other side is you dont seem like a fella that would make a langer out of me with bullshit info.

    But for safety sake I'm just going to ask a few of the girls if you ever ran up and bit their arse.
    Nope i didnt bite any of their arses but i can say this.There is absolutly no pressure around me.

    The way is see it is this.A womans sexuality is holy ground to her.Despite the fact that im paying,in my mind,that does not give me a licence to demand things.Whenever i was asked "what position" i always say the same thing back."im not pushed".This is not me not giving a shit but giving her the option to choose whatever she is comfortable with.Of course if she is comfortable then we will both have a good time.
    Now if it was a one night stand or a sleep in or something or a gf then i would take the rein and drive but with an escort i let the girl be the boss.Im her guest and thats the way i see it.
    All of the girls i met in Upmar or Cork Dreams were very nice and i had a good time with them.I actually have good time for them and wish them the best.
    I think the key with women escorts or otherwise is that they are comfortable with a gy.Most guys are way too pushy and a woman couldnt possibly be comfortable in a situation like that.

    Did you play with your langer today langer?
    Westside.

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    Default No, actually I didn't play with it but...

    Quote Originally Posted by westside View Post
    Nope i didnt bite any of their arses but i can say this.There is absolutly no pressure around me.

    The way is see it is this.A womans sexuality is holy ground to her.Despite the fact that im paying,in my mind,that does not give me a licence to demand things.Whenever i was asked "what position" i always say the same thing back."im not pushed".This is not me not giving a shit but giving her the option to choose whatever she is comfortable with.Of course if she is comfortable then we will both have a good time.
    Now if it was a one night stand or a sleep in or something or a gf then i would take the rein and drive but with an escort i let the girl be the boss.Im her guest and thats the way i see it.
    All of the girls i met in Upmar or Cork Dreams were very nice and i had a good time with them.I actually have good time for them and wish them the best.
    I think the key with women escorts or otherwise is that they are comfortable with a gy.Most guys are way too pushy and a woman couldnt possibly be comfortable in a situation like that.

    Did you play with your langer today langer?
    Westside.

    I put a hefty bounty on it and someone else did....

    But anyway I can see from your answer why you go down big time with those ladies. I've been known to be sarcastic with my posts an odd time. But I'm fucked with this one AND if Marie is reading this I think Westy is brillant too, always have. If he had a fan club I'd join.

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