A Tale from the Far Side............................

[westside]

Today i decided to go into a Thai massage place for a ,yes,a thai massage.Anyway the boss said take a seat and we will be with you in a second.I sat down and an Eastern European girl comes in.

Anyway, she starts off.About half hour later she asks me to turn over.Only thing was no thai massage,no oil.She spent the whole time leaning and actually standing on me.I mean that literally,she was standing on me.Anyway,about five mins into the front i ask her "are you using oil??".She says no,that i have marks on me.Now,my forearms have some and the rest of me,maybe four.Small little red marks from a rash i got from a throat infection i had had after Xmas.

I says stop and i will go now.I said i asked for a thai massage and your doing physio on me.

When i go to pay she gets annoyed when i tell her im paying for the length of time i stayed,not the full whack.She gets saucy and i tell her to call her boss.Her boss came out and i explained that i asked for a thai massage and got physio.She asks me how i know and i tell her that im a sports therapist (true).I ask her if she had ever heard of a thai massage with no oil?She couldnt answer.The other one was getting pissed and raised her voice.She says he has all cuts,i say to her boss ,let me show you.She looks and doesnt seem too bothered.Your one was livid at this stage and says do you know how difficult it is to do this job.I tell her all jobs are difficult and if she cant do it ,she should change.She starts getting real smart and i tell her boss "whats the position now".

With that a guy comes out and says " you pay that girl or i'll put your head through that wall".I says "i am paying her".Your man thinks he is great and walks back in (in his boxer shorts).Her boss then says go and i say i am prepared to pay her and am not denying her money for the time i was with her.Then your one starts all drama and starts crying.I says fine,enough is enough im calling the police.Her boss says no.Your one starts off again and i tell her how much do i owe her.She says 35 and i give her 50 because i was about 3/4 of the way through the session.What aload of drama.

Anyway i go to open the door and say to her boss to tell your man i waiting right outside here for him.After about 15 mins he comes out.I start walking to him and say " sorry ,come over a second".He starts to walk faster and keeps walking faster,i go accross the road to him and he runs into his van and goes.I says what about putting my head through the wall??He says do whatever you like.Yep and he driving off.Full of shit.I passed the place and the boss looked out,i said to her he did a great job of putting my head through the wall.She was laughing away.

I hope your reading this mate.Seriously, if you ever feel like putting my head through a wall, feel free.

What a fuc,sorry jake,incidently ,another dickhead, what a ****** day.To make up for it though i went to the original place that i had a free hj and same girl same thing.We have eyes only for each other.All affection in a nice way.Im going for a walk up that way later tonight when she is finished and hopefully bump into her.Have to ask this one out.

I'll put your head through the wall hahahhahahahah big fat gob,
Westside.

Sarah check out the advertising page and rules along with the prices.Now that my dear is greed.

[ninebythree]

excellent story,but i thought i told u stay away from the polish one ....she wont do anything only hurt ya

nbt

[gooner]

a good story and well told westside!

but i think you should name and shame the place so we don't fall into the same trap!

i'd also like to know the name and phone number of the other place - i promise not to go to your "special" friend!!!

[westside]

excellent story,but i thought i told u stay away from the polish one ....she wont do anything only hurt ya

nbt

both my calves (lower legs) are killing me now.This one is clueless and performing outside the scope of her work.She was doing or attempting to do what is know as ART or active release technique which is an advanced manipulation of the muscular fibres by pressurising from origon to insertion along the run of the muscle.Its purpose is to squeeze out tension and break down scarring.Sounds like i know my shit???I do and i couldnt say with confidence that i could stand on someones back with both my feet and manipulate them.Its only a matter of time before this joint gets sued.Seriously, and i mean this,the only (only) reason im not going back there and kicking up about this (and if i have to kick up i'll really ****** kick up and bring up their extras too) is that the girl will lose her job and i dont want that.She sounds and seemed insecure and also i got the impression that ppl complained before.Not a bad looking girl,pity about just about everything else with her.Oh yeah ,she was drinking tea too while with me.Again not acceptable by physio standards,oooppsss i just forgot ,she is not a physio but doing it anyway.So much for insurance.

Polish??The other girl in the other place is polish or eastern europe of some sort.I can tell though that she is genuine and seems interested in going out so we'll see how things go.Something happened and it was a passionate happening.This is where most of those goergous huns screw up.Their vanity and the fact that they are scared of being shot down gets to them.No guts no glory.This girl steps forward and i like that in a woman.No bull,not cheap or shallow but at the same time upfront and brave.I like that alot in a woman.

I can say one thing about the experience though.It made me understand better what some guys say here about bad escorts.I said to the boss "your missing my point,i could have taken the money to another place and not waste it here".When i was walking home i thought to myself "if it was 150 or 250 and i got that treatment how would i feel?".

Right now sitting in front of this pc ,my back is sore ,my calves sore .Sore as in DOMS (delayed onset muscular soreness)Will be gone by Thurs.Sounds like i know my shit??


She should have just hit me with a sledge hammer,
Westside.

[westside]

a good story and well told westside!

but i think you should name and shame the place so we don't fall into the same trap!

i'd also like to know the name and phone number of the other place - i promise not to go to your "special" friend!!!

Its not a massage parlour or brothel.Its just a regular massage buisness that offer hj as an extra by some of the girls.Not all of them do extras and extras again is just a hj.Nothing sleezly or no sex,bj and the like.This is Cork by the way.Cant see you travelling 148 miles for a possible hj???

Just massage stuff,
Westside.