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    Default Co Louth

    Anyone know where the street action is at in Termonfeckin ?? Saw a mature lady with a loaf of bread under her arm skulking about near the church, showing a bit of leg but I was too nervous to approach her. How should I do it ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheNads View Post
    Anyone know where the street action is at in Termonfeckin ?? Saw a mature lady with a loaf of bread under her arm skulking about near the church, showing a bit of leg but I was too nervous to approach her. How should I do it ??
    TheNads.
    tell her u have the easy spread if she will give u the bread.
    or even suggest some sandwiches

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    Question Don't mock me !!

    I'm not sure you're taking my predicament very seriously you Cork tool.
    Anyway, I only go for real butter & tea & hang sangiches is not the remedy for what ails me.
    Could I be wrong & she's not a brazer ? How does a fella know these things ?

    Lonely in Termonfecken
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheNads View Post
    I'm not sure you're taking my predicament very seriously you Cork tool.
    Anyway, I only go for real butter & tea & hang sangiches is not the remedy for what ails me.
    Could I be wrong & she's not a brazer ? How does a fella know these things ?

    Lonely in Termonfecken
    TheNads.
    In all fairness if you observe a working girl fora few minutes u will easily know if she is looking for buisness or just waiting to meet somebody or for a lift etc. My gut feeling would be they dont usually bring the grocery shopping with them .If u are genuinelly this much of a novice at this u better be careful or u will have more problems than hang sangiches as u call them.
    finally in cork we are langers not tools

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    Smile countyfeckinlouth

    touche,love it boys...

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    nads man.

    this is what u must do.

    1 go up ask her can you borrow loaf of bread.
    2 take the bread home (are u following me so far)
    3 cut out the inside of the bread ,leaving a hollow
    4 fill the hollow with liver and milk
    there u go .......homemade pussy

    enjoy
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    Quote Originally Posted by ninebythree View Post
    nads man.

    this is what u must do.

    1 go up ask her can you borrow loaf of bread.
    2 take the bread home (are u following me so far)
    3 cut out the inside of the bread ,leaving a hollow
    4 fill the hollow with liver and milk
    there u go .......homemade pussy

    enjoy
    nbt
    ya if he borrows the bread what about her breakfast
    id say she needs the nourishment
    and its not as if he can return itangels20

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    Default All good advice but ......

    I'm no wiser about the brazer scene in the village.
    I've tried the liver in the 5th on our local par 3 & got barred for life. Can't even go for a pint anymore, the fucker told all the lads. They're calling me "Mixed Grill", bastards !
    I'm sure some of the foreign lassies who hang around between the shop & church are touting but just don't want to get a name again for being a perv. if I chat them up.

    White knuckle shuffler
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    Default Eureka !!!!!!!!!!!!

    After resigning myself to the occasional visit to the Big Smoke & the golden mile in Dublin I stumbled accross the aforementioned lady near the church. No bread this time, just a bag of fig-rolls in her pocket. I'd had the few swift halves & plucked up the courage to ask her for a light.
    Low & behold she starts humming ala Jim Morrisson & says she can light my fire in the graveyard for 50. She's from Uzbekistan, she says. Sounds like it, definitely Latino / South American. To cut to the chase, she gave me a bareback gobble & swallied the full deposit of uncle-punk. Fuckin' superstar ! & a fig-roll to take me off home with.
    Keep your eyes open lads, she's about mid 40s & dresses a bit like a gypsy & with a mouth that could suck start a jumbo !

    Now, who's laughing ya' Cork tool ber ?
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    Default fig roll

    Quote Originally Posted by TheNads View Post
    After resigning myself to the occasional visit to the Big Smoke & the golden mile in Dublin I stumbled accross the aforementioned lady near the church. No bread this time, just a bag of fig-rolls in her pocket. I'd had the few swift halves & plucked up the courage to ask her for a light.
    Low & behold she starts humming ala Jim Morrisson & says she can light my fire in the graveyard for 50. She's from Uzbekistan, she says. Sounds like it, definitely Latino / South American. To cut to the chase, she gave me a bareback gobble & swallied the full deposit of uncle-punk. Fuckin' superstar ! & a fig-roll to take me off home with.
    Keep your eyes open lads, she's about mid 40s & dresses a bit like a gypsy & with a mouth that could suck start a jumbo !

    Now, who's laughing ya' Cork tool ber ?
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    looks like she can get the fig out of the fig roll whatever about getting it into them!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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