is my weener to small :D

[dammit_dude]

lol.


Is my weener gonna get me a laugher?


Unfortunatly I obviously come from shit stock lol because I was hoping to get a escort tomorrow so measured myself tonight.




Smaller than expected lol.

We were talkin about a paltry 3" in length, 4" in girth when flaccid. (yes I did hit pubery lol)
Erect wasnt much better We were talking 6" in length (though I think the right girl could get me bigger ) and around 5-6" in girth.



Dammit !

[silo]

lol

Size don't matter to escorts, that's the wonderful thing about these ladies! even how fat, thin, short or ugly you are they still love you*

Once you're in the company of a beautiful escort "how small your dick will the the last thing on your mind"



*subject to €150 for half hr love, €250 for one hr love

[Patricia]

Don't worry, no escort is going to get her knickers in a twist over penis size x

[Patricia]

she would it it was 15" long and 12" wide and she offered anal patricia.
that would be akin to sitting on a traffic cone

LOL. Fair point D4head

[dammit_dude]

she would it it was 15" long and 12" wide and she offered anal patricia.
that would be akin to sitting on a traffic cone

um...... lmao?


meh, still dont know of anyone in Cork that will allow cumming more than once You'd have thought it would make bugger all difference in half an hour....

[mailman]

Whats that expression again ... "its not the size of the jockey, its what he can do with his whip"

[dammit_dude]

Whats that expression again ... "its not the size of the jockey, its what he can do with his whip"

lol never heard that one before *stores in memory*

[Violette]

lol.


Is my weener gonna get me a laugher?


Unfortunatly I obviously come from shit stock lol because I was hoping to get a escort tomorrow so measured myself tonight.




Smaller than expected lol.

We were talkin about a paltry 3" in length, 4" in girth when flaccid. (yes I did hit pubery lol)
Erect wasnt much better We were talking 6" in length (though I think the right girl could get me bigger ) and around 5-6" in girth.



Dammit !

Darling, if all else fails there is always a rear entrance that is optional!

[dammit_dude]

Darling, if all else fails there is always a rear entrance that is optional!

Thank you for your sage words lol. Unfortunatly I cant find any girls around the Cork area (would even travel to kerry if there was acutally anyone)

yOu'd think that the girls wouldnt mind a guy having to cum more than once when he has such a small weener After all it would barely disturb then.