The Idiots Guide to Paying for Sex in Ireland

[westside]

Like the new avitar Westie

What d'ya think of our Eejit video?

You know I always seek your approval

Pat x

when ,where???????????
Westside.

PS ouless otherwise notified assume disapproval

[westside]

Like the new avitar Westie

What d'ya think of our Eejit video?

You know I always seek your approval

Pat x

Really tested your imagination.

I approve it,
Westside.

[Patricia]

This video - https://www.escort-ireland.com/busin...its-guide.html

[westside]

This video - https://www.escort-ireland.com/busin...its-guide.html

Hope i didnt give you a stroke trying to find it

I'll stroke ye, ye little creature ya,
Westside.

[macks]

Tips for Punters:
1. Please try to be on time, if running late, a quick call to notify is appreciated.
2. DO NOT walk into a hotel lobby talking on the phone! Repeating the room number! LOUDLY!
3. LISTEN! to the directions, we choose hard to get to places for a reason, so not paying attention and going off to the wrong place can cause a problem for you and us.
4. Offer the lady a massage!
5. Come baring gifts, not a Rolex, but a nice bottle of wine, a small bunch of flowers, a nice hand cream, or a nice scented massage oil. Instant ice breaker. All, these things can be had for under 15 euros.
6. Don't grab our tits!
7. Learn to kiss! Kissing isn't about ramming your tongue down our throats.
8. Bring a tooth brush with you, and Brush not only your teeth, but your tongue as well!
9. Get an anatomy book and study the female anatomy, learn where the clit is located, it is generally in the same place, but comes in different sizes
10. Once you have located it, PLEASE do not lacerate it with jabs, and pokes and scraping with fingernails. It is a body part, not a pimple!
11. Take it easy on the Lynx deodorant. Some gentlemen get a bit over zealous with the stuff.
12. Say thank you.

heres just a few tips from the customers side
1.yes do try to be on time and if running late do let the lady know, this also works both ways if the escort is booked for a time well then she too should have the manners to let the customer know if she cant make it on time, she should not say to him when he is at the door to call back in 15 mins
2.directions should be given in a clear way to the gentleman when he phones to book an escort, and if the escort has not got good english well then she should get someone who has to give the directions.
3.the customer should not feel he has to give the lady a massage,
4.the customer does not need to give a gift to the lady, yes he should be respectful and mannerly to her, she is human just like himself but no guys theres no need to give a gift or tip, you are paying for her time and that covers it.
5. if the escort advertises what she offers on her profile well then you should expect to get this, ie. if the escort offers gfe and when you get there she says she dont kiss or she wants extra for it well then you should just leave, after all it is faulse advertising. you should expect to get the services she has advertised and also dont expect to get ones she has not advertised.
6.yes lads take care of yourself and make sure you wash and brush your teeth before hand, fresh breath is very important, this also goes for the escorts, if the escort is a smoker and offers gfe well then please use mints to keep your breath fresh, after all no one likes paying for a bad service no matter what walk of life it tis in.
7.ladise pleas know how to give good oral, us guys dont like getting our manhood bitten, we pay for quality and we expect to get it.
8.it is not too much to expect change to be given, if we book for an hour at 250 and we have 3 100euro notes well then we expect to be given the right change back, its a service we pay for and please dont rip off your clients, after all without us there would be no business for you.
9. guys manners gets you afar and ladies the same goes for you, when we pay it is nice to think we are appreciated, dont just take our money and not even say thank you, be nice.
10.ladies we need you and ye need us, so lets all try and work together and everything will be great.

[bigpaws]

Escorts are not prostitutes. A prostitute charges for sexual services. An escort charges for her time and companionship only. Yes, escorts often have sex with their clients, but that is a matter of coincidence and choice between consenting adults... It is not the escort selling sex to the client!
Obviously a joke so will be ignored ................

If you don't like to gamble, read escort reviews before you choose. Not all escort reviews are reliable and no two clients have the same experience with the same escort, but if you want to play it safe, stick to escorts who allow reviews and have multiple good reviews that appear credible to you.
So don't allow escorts to advertise without allowing reviews!!

Escorts are not free phone sex lines. Escorts publish detailed information about themselves online, so they don't have clients continually calling with questions. Read the escort's profile before calling! If you're not sure if you want to make a booking, make your mind up, and then call!
Yes but the problem is escorts are advertising services that they don't provise plus we the punters have no idea if and how much extra we will be charged for these "favourites" so a few questions on the phone is essential!! And lads if the escort says on the phone "we''ll have to discuss that in person" tell her to fuck off, she's hoping that you'll just go through with the booking no matter what when you get there.

No withheld numbers, no texting, and a landline number may be required for outcalls. For their own safety and to avoid timewasters, most escorts will not answer calls from private numbers or text messages. If you request an outcall, you may be asked for a landline number to confirm.
I never understood "no texting", what's the problem there?? In fact some escorts have strong accents and are difficult to understand (as I'm sure our accents can be difficult for them to understand) so surely the use of text messages would avoid a lot of confusion etc??
Also in regards the outcall what if we don't have a landline?? Many people don't these days ......................

Be on time and discreet. If you are visiting the escort, listen to her directions carefully, and ensure you are on time... Not early, not late! If you are unavoidably delayed, call to let her know. Do not walk into the lobby talking on the phone loudly repeating the room or apartment number!
This is bullshit because most escorts have no problem leaving you waiting outside for as long as they please or just ignoring your booking if some other "eejit" gets to her first!!

Don't try to barter and expect to pay cash up front. You should have the exact fee in cash, pre-counted in an envelope. Be ready to hand it to the escort or place it on a table that's easily seen at the beginning of the date. Don't get the money out, like you're at the checkout in Dunnes Stores!
What's the difference?? I always just take the cash out of my pocket and hand it to the escort without any problems ............ it is exactly like paying for something in Dunnes Stores!! You're paying for a service and as long as you pay most escorts don't care how it's handed to them!! Roll your bank notes into cigarette shaped tubes and tie individual little red bows around each note before handing it to the escort if you like but as long as you pay the escort is happy ...................

Get off to a good start. Once you have met, the lady may want to make a brief call to confirm she has met you and all is ok. After that, just relax and chat with your escort for a few minutes. Don't be pushy or grabby. Let her guide the session at her pace. Everything in good time!
Again more bullshit ........... if the escort wants to chat then we can do so on HER time not ours!! The session should go at the pace of the paying customer, simple as!!!

Do not expect kissing. Many escorts don't like to kiss their clients as they find it too personal for the escort / client relationship. Unless an escort specifically advertises the fact she enjoys French kissing or offers a G.F.E. (Girl Friend Experience), assume kissing is not likely to be on offer.
Even if she does advertise it we still may not get it because a lot of escorts advertise they do everything!! They don't ................

Don't expect anal sex, OWO, rimming etc. All of these are non-standard things that some people enjoy and some people don't enjoy. If you are looking for something particular that goes beyond the standard, seek out an escort who advertises the fact she enjoys that particular activity.
Same goes for this ............... false advertising is rife on this website!!

Gifts, tips and saying thanks. Clients are not expected to bring a gift or leave a tip. However a small gift, like chocolates or flowers, can get an encounter off to an extra good start. If you feel the escort has provided a very good service, always remember to say thank you, and leave a small tip only if you want to.
No chance!! As long as the escorts are over-charging us in this country (and they ALL are!!) then they won't be getting any "gifts" from this eejit!!

Paws

[macks]

yes lads most escorts are ripping us off, i have no problem paying for a good service but will not pay for a bad one, false advertising is riff on this site