The Idiots Guide to Paying for Sex in Ireland

[Violette]

THAT is a great idea Flypan and a very fair approach I think ................ I just wouldn't try it with Violette!!!
Anyway I don't think Flypan's tip applies to escorts like yourself Violette .......

Paws

Ok, I will retract my claws, un-arch my back, go in the corner, lick myself and take a nap. MMEEEOOOOWWWWW

[delmonte]

[QUOTE=Violette;20327]Tips for Punters:
5. Come baring gifts, not a Rolex, but a nice bottle of wine, a small bunch of flowers, a nice hand cream, or a nice scented massage oil. Instant ice breaker. All, these things can be had for under 15 euros.

Why should a first time punter bring a present..If he does will you discount the price by €15...???

[Flypan]

Delmonte, because if he doesn't bring a gift then Violette will not feel amused and that could lead to a very excentric business affair , by the way I insist on paying after, it gives me more confidence about the experience since the escort will have to deliver freely as much as she wants... I will be happy enough to pay for what I get, and she will be happy enough not to be pushed for anything she doesn't feel like doing.

[Violette]

Delmonte, because if he doesn't bring a gift then Violette will not feel amused and that could lead to a very excentric business affair You are now taking the piss! , by the way I insist on paying after, it gives me more confidence about the experience since the escort will have to deliver freely as much as she wants... I will be happy enough to pay for what I get, and she will be happy enough not to be pushed for anything she doesn't feel like doing.

Fine, then we can compromise, you put the money on the counter, and I don't touch it until after the session is over, how is that for you? That way after, you may add or subtract at your pleasure, (again remember those spiked heel boots when doing this) ROFL!

[Violette]

[QUOTE=delmonte;20452]

Tips for Punters:
5. Come baring gifts, not a Rolex, but a nice bottle of wine, a small bunch of flowers, a nice hand cream, or a nice scented massage oil. Instant ice breaker. All, these things can be had for under 15 euros.

Why should a first time punter bring a present..If he does will you discount the price by €15...???

Dear, it is just a suggestion, and you may do with it what you wish. It is more the gesture than the actual item, it shows a bit of forethought on the part of the gentleman. It is just a form of courtesy. Not required! And not you don't get a discount, well only after I get to know you a bit.

[diver]

Now myself and my lawyers would like to point out that when you pay an escort listed on this site, you are paying for time and companionship only

However it has been suggested that E-I should publish an "Idiot's Guide to Paying for Sex in Ireland" and we are going to give it a go, so could we have your best newbie tips please!

Thanks

Pat x

I think that the advice page should start out by making it clear that the payment is for companionship only and that the advice in relation to cleanliness and conduct is given in the context of the client making himself as attractive as possible in order that the escort might more amenable to intimacy.

[funtimes]

Any Escort who allows you to pull this stunt deserves to have you treat her like a doormat. Try this with me and after I remove my 42(EUR), 11(US), 8.5(ENG) spiked heel boots out of your upper intestinal tract, and after having kicked your ass across the floor( all for free, of course ) I would tell you to feck off, fuck off, and go to hell, with a smile, naturally!

Promises, Promises. Bet you get loads of takers fot that

[mailman]

Tips for Punters:
1. Please try to be on time, if running late, a quick call to notify is appreciated.
2. DO NOT walk into a hotel lobby talking on the phone! Repeating the room number! LOUDLY!
3. LISTEN! to the directions, we choose hard to get to places for a reason, so not paying attention and going off to the wrong place can cause a problem for you and us.
4. Offer the lady a massage!
5. Come baring gifts, not a Rolex, but a nice bottle of wine, a small bunch of flowers, a nice hand cream, or a nice scented massage oil. Instant ice breaker. All, these things can be had for under 15 euros.
6. Don't grab our tits!
7. Learn to kiss! Kissing isn't about ramming your tongue down our throats.
8. Bring a tooth brush with you, and Brush not only your teeth, but your tongue as well!
9. Get an anatomy book and study the female anatomy, learn where the clit is located, it is generally in the same place, but comes in different sizes
10. Once you have located it, PLEASE do not lacerate it with jabs, and pokes and scraping with fingernails. It is a body part, not a pimple!
11. Take it easy on the Lynx deodorant. Some gentlemen get a bit over zealous with the stuff.
12. Say thank you.

Sheeze, you're not asking much are you

And pimples are part of the body too you know

But yeah, manners cost nothing .... Why thank you !!!!!

[Violette]

Sheeze, you're not asking much are you

And pimples are part of the body too you know

But yeah, manners cost nothing .... Why thank you !!!!!

Your comment about me asking much, aren't you asking equally as much? In order for an encounter to flow effortlessly, there is a lot of preparation that goes on before the first phone call! Then before you arrive, after you leave, and so on. This is what I do in order to make things happen in a smooth way for YOU, so when I ask you to simply put forth a small effort to be courteous, clean and punctual, I don't think that is too much, and remember there is a lot going on behind the scenes you are(were) totally unaware of.

1. Personal Assistant-answering all the various inquires, nicely, scheduling appointments, updating websites, scheduling flights, hotels, photo shoots, babysitting, ordering groceries.(In Holland you do this on line and have it delivered to my house at a scheduled time, so when I get home, there is food.)
2. Hostess-Play Hostess when the gentleman arrives, offering drinks, and or getting them, or making them.
3. Horny Babe-Be a sex goddess, or little school girl, or snow white, or a Dom, or girlfriend, or a pron star- just to name a few of the roles that might be required in an average day!
4. Untiring-Be as fresh and perky for no 7, as I am for no 1!
5. Housekeeper-In between all of this clean room, bathroom, me, and shower retouch make up, change underwear, or costume, oh did I forget, do the laundry, take out the trash, get a bite to eat.
6. Mind reader-Figure out what the client wants, even though I do take the time to ask, you would be amazed!
7. Sexually Creative-Thinking up new things to so, being creative in the bedroom.
8. Personal grooming-Keeping everything looking good and smelling sweet, massages, pedicures, manicures, hair, facials, make-up, body scrubs/wraps, nutritionist, personal trainer, training 3x a week!
9. Tactical-Navigating various security hazards, in hotels with staff, and towels, and such.
10. Therapist-Listen to the various problems of some of the gentlemen and offering some advice.
11.Personal Shopper- updating lingerie, makeup, toys, equipment, outfits, shoes.
12.Body Guard-having to sometimes get tough with some gentlemen who are being overly aggressive, and sometimes having to rescue a colleague from a rough situation.

Just to name a few! Violette

[westside]

Your comment about me asking much, aren't you asking equally as much? In order for an encounter to flow effortlessly, there is a lot of preparation that goes on before the first phone call! Then before you arrive, after you leave, and so on. This is what I do in order to make things happen in a smooth way for YOU, so when I ask you to simply put forth a small effort to be courteous, clean and punctual, I don't think that is too much, and remember there is a lot going on behind the scenes you are(were) totally unaware of.

1. Personal Assistant-answering all the various inquires, nicely, scheduling appointments, updating websites, scheduling flights, hotels, photo shoots, babysitting, ordering groceries.(In Holland you do this on line and have it delivered to my house at a scheduled time, so when I get home, there is food.)
2. Hostess-Play Hostess when the gentleman arrives, offering drinks, and or getting them, or making them.
3. Horny Babe-Be a sex goddess, or little school girl, or snow white, or a Dom, or girlfriend, or a pron star- just to name a few of the roles that might be required in an average day!
4. Untiring-Be as fresh and perky for no 7, as I am for no 1!
5. Housekeeper-In between all of this clean room, bathroom, me, and shower retouch make up, change underwear, or costume, oh did I forget, do the laundry, take out the trash, get a bite to eat.
6. Mind reader-Figure out what the client wants, even though I do take the time to ask, you would be amazed!
7. Sexually Creative-Thinking up new things to so, being creative in the bedroom.
8. Personal grooming-Keeping everything looking good and smelling sweet, massages, pedicures, manicures, hair, facials, make-up, body scrubs/wraps, nutritionist, personal trainer, training 3x a week!
9. Tactical-Navigating various security hazards, in hotels with staff, and towels, and such.
10. Therapist-Listen to the various problems of some of the gentlemen and offering some advice.
11.Personal Shopper- updating lingerie, makeup, toys, equipment, outfits, shoes.
12.Body Guard-having to sometimes get tough with some gentlemen who are being overly aggressive, and sometimes having to rescue a colleague from a rough situation.

Just to name a few! Violette

Please go to sleep.

Heartfelt thanks in advance,
Westside.