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    Default The Idiots Guide to Paying for Sex in Ireland

    Now myself and my lawyers would like to point out that when you pay an escort listed on this site, you are paying for time and companionship only

    However it has been suggested that E-I should publish an "Idiot's Guide to Paying for Sex in Ireland" and we are going to give it a go, so could we have your best newbie tips please!

    Thanks

    Pat x

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    Only visit an escort that has good reviews...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patricia View Post
    Now myself and my lawyers would like to point out that when you pay an escort listed on this site, you are paying for time and companionship only

    However it has been suggested that E-I should publish an "Idiot's Guide to Paying for Sex in Ireland" and we are going to give it a go, so could we have your best newbie tips please!

    Thanks

    Pat x
    Are we talking serious tips for newbies and escorts to get the most out of their time together? If so a lot of advice has been posted here in the last few days by Naomi. It has been borrowed from another website but I doubt that they will mind. Maybe Naomi could provide a link. There was also a thread started about 6 months back by Kat who had a somewhat abrasive approach to the subject.

    I think the most important message to get across is that escorts are women like any others who have, for the most part, been compelled to do what they do for financial reasons. Therefor they deserve the same respect and consideration that the client might expect someone to show their sister/daughter/girlfriend in the same circumstances. Having taken the money, escorts are stuck with having to entertain the client. You can believe that escorts are as anxious to enjoy themselves as the client is. However this is a little difficult if the client is dirty, smelly, rude, rough etc. As I have said before your money buys you some time with the escort, the right attitude and effort buys you a great time.

    p.s. I think that there should be another topic "The idiots guide to making money as an escort or how to get the most out of your clients" I seriously think that there are many younger escorts out there who could benifit from advicein this regard. Maybe you already have something like this only viewable by escorts.

    Regards

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    Thumbs up Kat

    "There was also a thread started about 6 months back by Kat who had a somewhat abrasive approach to the subject."

    I think you mistook Kat's dry sense of humour for abrasiviness on that particular thread diver ........... Kat is both hilariously funny and probably the nicest girl (personality wise) I've ever met in this business.
    She's one hell of a damn fine escort too!!

    Paws
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    Default Not always for the money......

    Some of us do it 'cos we like the sex, unfortunately as I can only have the one husband at a time, I can have sex with other womens' and get paid for it!!

    Grand!

    It's polite to ask if when you do make a call to a girl if it is a good time to talk - you may have a specific request that you want to discuss and if the girl has picked up the 'phone whilst keeping an eye out for the next client it can be tricky.

    Hygiene, hygiene, hygiene.....

    Don't turn up hammered, and don't hang around afterwards making a bloody nuisance of yourself (that is a story for another day)

    I know both client and girls have a thing about 'clock-watching' Be fair though, some work to a tight schedule, xtra 10 mins - no problem, but don't take the piss, it has a knock on for the next chap.

    Erm....

    T
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    Default A Tip?

    Tips for Punters:
    1. Please try to be on time, if running late, a quick call to notify is appreciated.
    2. DO NOT walk into a hotel lobby talking on the phone! Repeating the room number! LOUDLY!
    3. LISTEN! to the directions, we choose hard to get to places for a reason, so not paying attention and going off to the wrong place can cause a problem for you and us.
    4. Offer the lady a massage!
    5. Come baring gifts, not a Rolex, but a nice bottle of wine, a small bunch of flowers, a nice hand cream, or a nice scented massage oil. Instant ice breaker. All, these things can be had for under 15 euros.
    6. Don't grab our tits!
    7. Learn to kiss! Kissing isn't about ramming your tongue down our throats.
    8. Bring a tooth brush with you, and Brush not only your teeth, but your tongue as well!
    9. Get an anatomy book and study the female anatomy, learn where the clit is located, it is generally in the same place, but comes in different sizes
    10. Once you have located it, PLEASE do not lacerate it with jabs, and pokes and scraping with fingernails. It is a body part, not a pimple!
    11. Take it easy on the Lynx deodorant. Some gentlemen get a bit over zealous with the stuff.
    12. Say thank you.

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    The most important tip is this: Never pay in advance, wait till the end and discount 30 euros for every service the escort didn't feel like providing and which was advertised in her profile as included... ups!! I've to go now... don't kick me too hard, you sexy naomi don't say anything wait till we're in the Himalayas...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigpaws View Post
    "There was also a thread started about 6 months back by Kat who had a somewhat abrasive approach to the subject."

    I think you mistook Kat's dry sense of humour for abrasiviness on that particular thread diver ........... Kat is both hilariously funny and probably the nicest girl (personality wise) I've ever met in this business.
    She's one hell of a damn fine escort too!!

    Paws
    In fairness it did rub many up the wrong way but I would share your views on Kat

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    Default OH Please Try this with me!

    Quote Originally Posted by Flypan View Post
    The most important tip is this: Never pay in advance, wait till the end and discount 30 euros for every service the escort didn't feel like providing and which was advertised in her profile as included... ups!! I've to go now... don't kick me too hard, you sexy naomi don't say anything wait till we're in the Himalayas...
    Any Escort who allows you to pull this stunt deserves to have you treat her like a doormat. Try this with me and after I remove my 42(EUR), 11(US), 8.5(ENG) spiked heel boots out of your upper intestinal tract, and after having kicked your ass across the floor( all for free, of course ) I would tell you to feck off, fuck off, and go to hell, with a smile, naturally!

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    Talking Hilarious!!!!

    THAT is a great idea Flypan and a very fair approach I think ................ I just wouldn't try it with Violette!!!
    Anyway I don't think Flypan's tip applies to escorts like yourself Violette .......

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