Here's one for the Ladies

[Violette]

Now this is dawning on you! What the hell do you think we do all day, knit doilies! And just because we choose to turn or not turn away some one doesn't make US dirty! Which is what you are implying, with your reaction. NEWS FLASH! We are women who spend time with gentleman in exchange for a small donation,it is in our interest to spend as much time with as many gentlemen as we can. If you wish to delude yourself with the idea, that we are sitting around waiting for you, our sole client of the day, and when you have arrived in all your radiant splendor and depart, we sigh contentedly, falling languidly to the sofa and cooing with contentment reflect on the beauteous bounty you have bestowed on us with your donation of 250 euros. DREAM TO FUCK ON SUNSHINE!

[WillyCocker]

Now this is dawning on you! What the hell do you think we do all day, knit doilies! And just because we choose to turn or not turn away some one doesn't make US dirty! Which is what you are implying, with your reaction. NEWS FLASH! We are women who spend time with gentleman in exchange for a small donation,it is in our interest to spend as much time with as many gentlemen as we can. If you wish to delude yourself with the idea, that we are sitting around waiting for you, our sole client of the day, and when you have arrived in all your radiant splendor and depart, we sigh contentedly, falling languidly to the sofa and cooing with contentment reflect on the beauteous bounty you have bestowed on us with your donation of 250 euros. DREAM TO FUCK ON SUNSHINE!

ROFL
Even Dirk Diggler doesn't get that treatment.

[Appoline]

Go V!

[Noah]

I will have to pay a visit to Appoline to gauge for myself, its the only way to be sure.
I'm going to take one for the team , cover me i'm going in.

I'll be the one in the Hugo Boss...

[Appoline]

Err... Great, i'll look forwards to it, lucky ole' me!

[Noah]

I'll clean my wellington boots for the occasion

[Violette]

I'll clean my wellington boots for the occasion

And make sure they squeak!

[Noah]

Don't be getting jealous now Violette, you will just have to wait in line.

[WillyCocker]

And make sure they squeak!

Will squelch do?

[Violette]

Don't be getting jealous now Violette, you will just have to wait in line.

Oh no Baby, I don't do jealous. When you are going into the trenches for home and country, just close your eyes and think of Ireland. And I will happily wait my turn after the Lady Appoline. Just let me know how you want me to dress, a nurse, a cop, or do you want to be one of the seven dwarfs to my Snow White, or in this case Snow Black and Sweet. angels0