Here's one for the Ladies

[Taylor of Manchester]

'Til it squeaks!!

Nice one Violette!!

T
xx

[Violette]

Laugh if you will, but you know what I mean!

[Noah]

is it fair to say that a clean punter can expect a better service, wether this is a concious decision or not, i mean a lad can be coming from work, but can still be very clean.
It stands to reason that what-ever job you do , you should want your work space to be clean, how many lads drive vans for a living and you let some-one who stinks , you automatically become aware of the foul smell from them, and you don't like it.
When i come into work, I expect it to be as I left it, not with stains, smells and foulness prevailing.
I fully beleive that with a little effort from the punters part, the standard of the service would increase, its obvious that if the Lady appreciates the effort you make then she will be more relaxed and the punter should receive a higher level of service, I personally would not want to pay €250 to a Lady who does her best to look after me whilst holding her breath against the smell, for fear that she might gag (vomit).
As I said earlier, Cleanliness costs nothing.

[bigpaws]

I am a little concerned reading this thread to say the least ........... I would have hoped that a punter who was not up to scratch hygenically would be simply turned away as opposed to recieving a poorer quality service only for lucky old me to come along and venture were some dirty mucker has just been ............ please girls turn away these low-lifes so I/we don't have to have a case of the yucks!!

Paws

By the way best post/reply on this thread ............. without doubt Appoline's!!! Love her sense of humour and brutal honesty!!

[Noah]

I sure won't be going to Appoline's, God only knows what manner of client was there before me, uuugh

[bigpaws]

Why did you single Appoline out Dub-Boy considering the fact that ALL of the escorts on this thread said that they make sure a dirty punter showers and they watch him wash etc but NONE of them said they will automatically turn away a dirty punter??
That is MY concern and you're just fooling yourself Dub-Boy if you don't believe that issue concerns you also, YOU have visited escorts who have had relations with dirty punters whether you like to believe it or not ............... the problem as I see it is not clean escorts or clean punters, it's dirty punters who are not refused by escorts in general!

Paws

[Noah]

I have no desire to be in a room where a smell of, and i quote from Appoline, "mucking out horses", has been, he may have a shower, but he would have fierce smelly clothes.
It's my preference, I have been for-warned by Appoline, I would not pay to be with a lady who smelled of the stable yard, I know how that smells by the way, so i would not arrive smelling of the horse boxes.

[Appoline]

So because I expect my clients to shower upon arrival, which negates the issue of whether they arrive clean or dirty, as long as they are clean when they come near me or my bed, I am a stinker?!
Well, if I'm that, then i'm also confused.

When I stay in hotels, which I do for approx. 1/3 of my time, do I wonder who was in the room before me? Do I care if they were clean or dirty, or if they got up to no good?
No... I simply care that the room is clean by the time I get into it.
Same with my client. I don't care where he was before he got here, as long as when he's communing with me, he's hot out of the shower.

Between clients I make sure that I shower, I clean the bed, clean up the bathroom so it is fresh, put clean towels in etc, and air the room out so that it is ready for the next client and both myself and my surroundings are clean, and I do not invite my next client in if all of the above isn't impeccable.
If you think it might be otherwise then you misjudge me greatly, and indeed are better off sticking to a girl that will tell you what you want to hear...
That you're her only client of the day, and when she does deign to see others they are all Calvin Klein models in head to toe Gucci with a genetic predisposition to perfection, and a self- washing ass crack.
Oh, and that she puts her clients through a bio scanner and ionization chamber before they get through the door.
Naturally she is being totally honest with you about all of that...
Cos of course, because I am the only one to say so, I am clearly the only girl who is not precious about people's jobs and appearance...

It is infact irrelevant who was in there before you, with any good escort you're not going to find stained sheets, condom wrappers and b.o. left behind, and you'd not know if it was a pig farmer or a beautician by the state of either me, or the room.... It is the same with any other professional girl and thinking that you would really puts the 'dur' in deluded!

[Violette]

Well, let's look at it another way, do you fear going to see your doctor? You haven't a clue who was in the surgery before you and what was wrong with them, and where the GP had to put his hands? Again, the simple fact is that is what showers, soap and water, and if necessary disinfectant is for. WE ARE WORKING GIRLS! Granted we will limit how many gentlemen we see in a day, but at the end of it all, that we do need a steady trickle of gentleman a day to fulfill the required goal. Unless of course we have one gentleman who makes us THE offer we can't refuse, and we will happily rearrange our agenda.

Appoline-'self-washing ass crack' SUPER!!

[experienced punter]

jeez! don't get me wrong girls but after reading this thread i'm tempted to never visit ye again, what kind of unhygienic punter were ye with before me?also i don't see any of ye mentioning turning away dirty punters..