Plastic Surgery gone wrong

[Jordi]

For weeks I was drouling over this Swiss Escort Babe . I finally decided to make the call. A simple lady with what I thought was a Cork accent answered the phone. She was polite and said Ta... was available at such & such a time etc. Great made the appointment... so before I hung up I thought I'd charm the host by asking her what part of Cork she was from. I was told in no uncertain terms that " I am from Twwalee and I speak with a Twwalee accent'. I should have known it was downhill from here but with the image of Ta... in my head (and other places) I kept the appointment.

Got to location that evening a good hour before the appoinment so I could get my bearings. did the usual telephone calls, checked out etc and made my way to the apartment. Nice classy place, reaffirmed that the escort I was about to see was class, young, beautiful etc.

Knocked on the door........O my fu...ng God. There before me was a woman (mature) who made my dick shrivel on sight. I blurted out "was Ta... there". She said "thats me" in a voice I vaguely regonised..the lady with the Cork accent. I didn't know whether to cry or laugh; here I was; all geared up to romp with a beautiful young Swede with firm small breasts and a tight velumptious body and golden tan. Before me was a tired looking 40 year old with sagging breasts , hair that had been dyed too many times by fas trainees, and make up that would do well to perform in Sream 5. All that was missing was the "heavy "behind the door.

My shock was turning to anger; I was bitterly dissappointed; I had driven for over 2 hours and was so looking forward to a beautiful evening. I asked her " Where the fu.. was the Swiss girl?". She told me it was her and that she had had alot of plastic surgery and the photos were a couple of years old. I had to hand it to her; she was giving up that easily; the only problem (yeah only) was that I knew my dick was in shock and there was no way he was cumming out to play. I politly told her to go fu... herself and to update her pics.

I havn't being doing this for a long time but this encounter was soul destroying. I don't trust photo's, reviews etc anymore; CAN ANYONE TELL ME FROM THERE OWN EXPERIENCES A GENUINE BEAUTIFUL ESCORT IN THE lIMERICK/CORK AREA THAT MATCHES HER PROFILE AND DOES WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN??????
Cheers,
Jordi

[Patricia]

Why don't you make a review or say who is was here? If clients don't share info it helps nobody. You want other clients to tell you of a good escort, but you are not telling others of an escort whose photos you feel are inaccurate?

[Jordi]

Why don't you make a review or say who is was here? If clients don't share info it helps nobody. You want other clients to tell you of a good escort, but you are not telling others of an escort whose photos you feel are inaccurate?

Hi Patracia,
I thought I was obeying your site rules by not revealing the identity of the escort as she has opted out of the review system. With regards who was there your guess is as good as mine.Your undertone that I may be a self serving individual is incorrect. If I see a message that I can reply to by way of helping out that person I will; truthfully and accuratly and I hope the same is true of most of the individuals that rely on your site.

[Patricia]

Hi Jordi,

I understand you didn't post her name as you thought that might be against the rules. It is not against any rules to say you had a bad experience with a lady here, even if the lady does not allow reviews. The only time I'd edit a post complaining about a lady here is if it is rude or disrespectful or threatening etc, or if I had some strong reason to think it was malicious and untrue.

I'm sorry if it came across that I was suggesting you were self-serving. I didn't mean for that and I understand you are not. I merely saw your post and thought it would be more useful if you stated who you were talking about.

Pat x

[diver]

Hi Patracia,
I thought I was obeying your site rules by not revealing the identity of the escort as she has opted out of the review system. With regards who was there your guess is as good as mine.Your undertone that I may be a self serving individual is incorrect. If I see a message that I can reply to by way of helping out that person I will; truthfully and accuratly and I hope the same is true of most of the individuals that rely on your site.

Am I right in assuming that her photos were unverified? If you are going to take a chance with unverified photos you have to accept that there is a good chance that you will be walking away disappointed. You need to be loaded with a rake of escorts/numbers to find a quick alternative.