For weeks I was drouling over this Swiss Escort Babe . I finally decided to make the call. A simple lady with what I thought was a Cork accent answered the phone. She was polite and said Ta... was available at such & such a time etc. Great made the appointment... so before I hung up I thought I'd charm the host by asking her what part of Cork she was from. I was told in no uncertain terms that " I am from Twwalee and I speak with a Twwalee accent'. I should have known it was downhill from here but with the image of Ta... in my head (and other places) I kept the appointment.

Got to location that evening a good hour before the appoinment so I could get my bearings. did the usual telephone calls, checked out etc and made my way to the apartment. Nice classy place, reaffirmed that the escort I was about to see was class, young, beautiful etc.

Knocked on the door........O my fu...ng God. There before me was a woman (mature) who made my dick shrivel on sight. I blurted out "was Ta... there". She said "thats me" in a voice I vaguely regonised..the lady with the Cork accent. I didn't know whether to cry or laugh; here I was; all geared up to romp with a beautiful young Swede with firm small breasts and a tight velumptious body and golden tan. Before me was a tired looking 40 year old with sagging breasts , hair that had been dyed too many times by fas trainees, and make up that would do well to perform in Sream 5. All that was missing was the "heavy "behind the door.

My shock was turning to anger; I was bitterly dissappointed; I had driven for over 2 hours and was so looking forward to a beautiful evening. I asked her " Where the fu.. was the Swiss girl?". She told me it was her and that she had had alot of plastic surgery and the photos were a couple of years old. I had to hand it to her; she was giving up that easily; the only problem (yeah only) was that I knew my dick was in shock and there was no way he was cumming out to play. I politly told her to go fu... herself and to update her pics.

I havn't being doing this for a long time but this encounter was soul destroying. I don't trust photo's, reviews etc anymore; CAN ANYONE TELL ME FROM THERE OWN EXPERIENCES A GENUINE BEAUTIFUL ESCORT IN THE lIMERICK/CORK AREA THAT MATCHES HER PROFILE AND DOES WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN??????
Cheers,
Jordi