Ok im off.

[westside]

Thought you were leaving knob jockey? Thought of a free butt plug from Kinky or a nice oily rub down from mrsbrown convince you to stay?

Awwwww.... cute.......

West...............................

[westside]

But.......but............but Domy?????You know i cant live without you?You know i need you so so much.I cant even control my bowel movement over all of this terrible ,terrible emotional turmoil that you have created just for me.

I love you but im not in love with you.hahahahha Seriously ,Sweetie you have broken my heart.I will now be upset for many seconds.Damn.

Ye little Sweetie ya,
Westside.

PS i just showed my dog your profile..........he bit me and ran off yelping.Have to find the fucker now

dont flatter yourself,
West.

[westside]

Babe you replying to yourself?

I am waiting for you to come back to IIE in whatever outer ego you select for the occasion. Until then I will listen to the songs you have posted and cry myself to sleep missing you so much I can hardly breathe.

Btw, The father ted one is my fave from your list!

Now,call me what you want.Imagine i have several usernames,sorry sweets only one(well two if you include Irelands best plumber) but i will not stand and have my incredible taste in music knocked.Sweetie, "I wanna know what love is" is one of the most beautiful songs ever written.Anyone for which that song doesnt touch has the emotional makeup of a scraped car number plate.

I will chop my balls off,give up the gym,grow a huge fat belly and fondle my tomcats tesicles before id go back to IIE and those numnuts.

Anyway back to love songs.You dont like my list yet describe yourself as a seductress.Great.what do you seduce them with?A subtle knock on the back of the head?

You know its just as well ,i wont be calling into you.My gift to you would be my manboobs and a single rose along with one polo mint.Oh yes sweetie,you'll never find West without a mint in his mouth.Anyway i would call on a midsummers night with the stars shining from the heavens above,a bottle of champ in one hand and a single rose in the other.I would stare deep into your eyes and undress your mind.I would then pour out the champ,give you a polo mint and .get the hell out of it while your mouth is closed......hahahhaha ah Sweets your alright.Your ok love.

Smooching in Smithfield,
Westside.

[westside]

Westie my darling, you are too late. Not the champers, burgers, mints, flowers, dogs, cats, manboobs, cat's balls, attempting to edit your f*cking bad language for IIE, obsessions, books... will do it now. I am over you

Yessss.Well done .one sec i'll be back in a sec.,

[westside]

Yessss.Well done .one sec i'll be back in a sec.,

Yes.yippy.I needed to stand up and walk away and read it again.

Your over me.Thats great and of course you'll survive too.Yes.Well what can i say.I have a mental erection.God DomySweets.I thought i'd never be rid of you.I thank you so much.

Great song by the way.I will listen to it when i have a bout of the runs.

My present for you................A simple heartfelt thank you.

Yes,
Westside.

[westside]

Westie my darling, you are too late. Not the champers, burgers, mints, flowers, dogs, cats, manboobs, cat's balls, attempting to edit your f*cking bad language for IIE, obsessions, books... will do it now. I am over you

you'll need them by the sound (no pun intended) of things.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VCD4rtcOgHE

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3J8q4cBSkTQ

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=b2eIZjDnvLM

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OcWspfgk9c8

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aIn2wiiEoeg

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xKzsvZnJzGk


Good Times,
West.

[bigpaws]

On the 23rd of January west posts this thread entitled "ok i'm off" as you can all see followed by a couple adios posts from people here ...................... six days later and ten posts (on this thread alone!!) later west is still fucking here!!
Am I suprised by this? Of course not but ffs!! Confirmed as the Crying Clown for me ..............
Oh and of course he would say something pathetic like "i was only winding you all up" or "i didn't say when i'll be going" but by that logic aren't we ALL "off" but just not saying when??
So I was wondering why he makes such a fool of himself with these "goodbye forever" posts and I figured it out ................ he has nothing valid to say on here (probably in life as well) so instead he seeks some attention, hoping for the "please don't go west", "we love you west" posts in response to his "leaving" but they never come ............. sad really and I am starting to feel sorry for him ............. but only a tiny bit!!

Paws

[westside]

On the 23rd of January west posts this thread entitled "ok i'm off" as you can all see followed by a couple adios posts from people here ...................... six days later and ten posts (on this thread alone!!) later west is still fucking here!!
Am I suprised by this? Of course not but ffs!! Confirmed as the Crying Clown for me ..............
Oh and of course he would say something pathetic like "i was only winding you all up" or "i didn't say when i'll be going" but by that logic aren't we ALL "off" but just not saying when??
So I was wondering why he makes such a fool of himself with these "goodbye forever" posts and I figured it out ................ he has nothing valid to say on here (probably in life as well) so instead he seeks some attention, hoping for the "please don't go west", "we love you west" posts in response to his "leaving" but they never come ............. sad really and I am starting to feel sorry for him ............. but only a tiny bit!!

Paws

this is coming from a guy who just cant pick up women,who just cant get a gf,who just cant do anything with himself only OWO,CIM and goes counting how many escorts have the same names. Get a hobby.

I could go on and on but what your suggesting is that i cant go or am just seeking attention or whatever.The fact is im actually waiting on a call for work and have too much time on my hands at present but yeah whatever.

Anyway go back to the only thing in your life..............escorts
Westside.

PS hey but seriously ,i wish you all the best in finally getting a gf

[westside]

On the 23rd of January west posts this thread entitled "ok i'm off" as you can all see followed by a couple adios posts from people here ...................... six days later and ten posts (on this thread alone!!) later west is still fucking here!!
Am I suprised by this? Of course not but ffs!! Confirmed as the Crying Clown for me ..............
Oh and of course he would say something pathetic like "i was only winding you all up" or "i didn't say when i'll be going" but by that logic aren't we ALL "off" but just not saying when??
So I was wondering why he makes such a fool of himself with these "goodbye forever" posts and I figured it out ................ he has nothing valid to say on here (probably in life as well) so instead he seeks some attention, hoping for the "please don't go west", "we love you west" posts in response to his "leaving" but they never come ............. sad really and I am starting to feel sorry for him ............. but only a tiny bit!!

Paws

you went missing for a few days and guess what??Yeah you werent even missed.

Envy is an awful thing,
West.

[bigpaws]

And another two posts, not one but TWO!!
I was actually on a mid-week break with my girlfriend in Rome west but that's neither here nor there, what I did take from your "you weren't even missed" comment is something quite telling about your own fairly fragile psyche ............. the belief that people should or could "miss" anybody from here. This is an internet forum west, it's not family west, it's not friends or a partner west ............ it's not love west is what I'm telling you so for your own emotional well-being please give up your quest to find happiness, acceptance or love from here.
Yes in fact I was missed by family and friends (that's what happens when you have family and friends west!) but not by random posters on an escort messageboard, those people are called strangers west.
Rome ............. very romantic I must say!!

Paws

ps Thanks for noticing I was missing west, I'm mildly touched!!