Remember at Xmas ,you lost the rag a bit with the thread about BBWs? Well Sweetie,i'll get straight to the point.Are you a BBW Sweetie??I think you are ye little creature.(PS i thought id give you a week or two to calm down)
Sweetie,Im sick and bored.Spitting up yellow stuff and coughing like my tonsils are singing.I think im going to collect the yellow stuff and let it get hard and send it off so they can use it for assholes of hobby horses.Anyway Paty ,hey tell me a story,dirty or otherwise.Common ye Sweetie, i live by adventure,tell me a story.
Sweetie,i have a problem! Well i have loads of problems but this one .....well you know the way many uninformed guys cant keep a woman??Well Sweetie ,im trying to get fuckin rid of one.Its like this Sweetie,she is spainish or portu and she lives a few doors away from Westside.Anyway i said hi to this sweetie when i first saw her and i noticed that whenever she was in company of guys ,shed ignore me.Well ,Paddies day last i saw her and said fuck this.About ten of em.I said hi and sure enough, nothing.Now im noones doormat Sweetie,so fair enough,ignore away,so i couldnt be bothered my arse with her and guess what?The bloody Sweetie is driving me bananas.Damn, hi and hello and all feckin smiles,even stood right in front of me another time,not that she got much of a reaction.Passed up next to me over Xmas and shouted HELLOOO.I looked around,noone,feckin me shes on to.You know Sweetie ,one of these days i'll just grab her arm and tell her that she is due for the Two Finger check up.Im no cheap shag Sweetie,Im a man of principal and very few words.What can you?Nothing of course.Just venting Sweetie,just venting babe.Playing the Sweetie game with me,,,Westside?Please.
Anyway how are ye Sweetie.im waiting,storytime.
Coughing for the chinese,