Very, very interesting,scientifically proven....I would never have guessed this

**skywalker85** · 03-08-11, 10:26

Six Truths In Life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility.

2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.

3. And discover #1 is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face .

I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company.

**Lincoln** · 03-08-11, 10:34

I must have a very short tongue, mine hardly came out of me mouth when I looked up....

**JAMESCORK** · 03-08-11, 10:53

Hand up.... Caught by the short and curlies....

Grrrrrrrrr

**English Nina** · 03-08-11, 11:07

HA HA HA me to !!!

Nina

xxx

**Amy Alison** · 03-08-11, 11:40

I didn't get caught. I actually stop and thought about it, didn't see any reason why not so I guessed it may be a joke thread.

So yeah .. I must be a bigger idiot than this

**harry10** · 03-08-11, 12:05

Just about to post that No. 1 was wrong when I read on down.
Caught, hook and line and sinker.
Nice one.

Here's a little simple of quiz which apparently 80% of 8 year olds get right but only 25% of professional people.

1) How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
2) The king of the animals calls a meeting whose not there?
3) The tortoise is very slow and is the last to arrive. How did he cross the crocodile infested river to get there without being eaten?
See how you get on.

**69patrick69** · 03-08-11, 12:09

im a feckin idiot, but i guess everybody knew that.

**skywalker85** · 03-08-11, 12:12

Originally Posted by harry10

Just about to post that No. 1 was wrong when I read on down.
Caught, hook and line and sinker.
Nice one.

Here's a little simple of quiz which apparently 80% of 8 year olds get right but only 25% of professional people.

1) How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
2) The king of the animals calls a meeting whose not there?
3) The tortoise is very slow and is the last to arrive. How did he cross the crocodile infested river to get there without being eaten?
See how you get on.

open the fridge, put in the elephant and close the door

The elephant called the meeting, but is in the fridge

The tortoise swam across the river,, all crocs where at the meeting

I was listening haha

**dr love** · 03-08-11, 12:22

Nice one sky , and yes I did try like an idiot .: lol

**harry10** · 03-08-11, 12:24

Too good Skywalker, too good.
I take it you're on of the 25% of professional people who get it right.

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