Sex Of A Fly

[wolfie]

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly


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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.


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Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"
He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."

[doodlebug]

Brilliant. sexist but not quite offensive, LOL

[Cable87]

Not bad, not bad at all. Keep them coming!