Is she a pervert?

[City Gent]

IMO she's only a pervert if she waited until you came before letting her presence be known. Thats just plain nasty.

BTW who had the job of getting out the windolene to....ah....clean up?

Yes mate I'd come before I realised she was there, my hearing is not what it used to be!

No windolene required I was wanking into an old sock as normal.


CG

[benin]

I was wanking into an old sock as normal.


CG

im upper class.... i use a new sock.

[Lincoln]

im upper class.... i use a new sock.

I...uuummm....tend to....uuuummmm.....just lie back and....uuummmm.....jizz all over me chest....

I know, I know, waaaay to much information

[City Gent]

im upper class.... i use a new sock.

You flash bastard Benny.


CG

[UKHeather]

I was wanking into an old sock as normal.

Old sock? Old sock! Such a scurrilous way of referring to one's mother!
J K

[City Gent]

Old sock? Old sock! Such a scurrilous way of referring to one's mother!
J K

Just when the thread was ticking along quite jovially, up pops the mistress of scorn. What's the matter no old threads you want to dig up today.


CG

[UKHeather]

Just when the thread was ticking along quite jovially, up pops the mistress of scorn. What's the matter no old threads you want to dig up today.


CG

Meow If I didn't know better.. I might think you were a woman! LOL

[SR71]

I...uuummm....tend to....uuuummmm.....just lie back and....uuummmm.....jizz all over me chest....

I know, I know, waaaay to much information

Jaysus, you must have a hairy chest with all the 'fertilizer' being sprayed on it.

[Ebony Amber]

Jaysus, you must have a hairy chest with all the 'fertilizer' being sprayed on it.

Fertilizer! I was told cum on teh face gave you good skin not hair!

*runs to kill lying man*

[Rayden]

Fertilizer! I was told cum on teh face gave you good skin not hair!

*runs to kill lying man*

I have to shave almost every hour.