I think she broke my penis????

[Ric Hardgear]

, after a long and vigourous session , my penis is swollen , puffy , looks like a sausage roll, and it dosent aim straight but shots in two directions ,hitting the jacks roll on the left and the towel on the right ,me Ma is gonna kill me , this is another level to forgetting to put the jacks seat down. I think me flute is broken?

[Doozer]

, after a long and vigourous session , my penis is swollen , puffy , looks like a sausage roll, and it dosent aim straight but shots in two directions ,hitting the jacks roll on the left and the towel on the right ,me Ma is gonna kill me , this is another level to forgetting to put the jacks seat down. I think me flute is broken?

could be worse
You could have snapped your banjo string

[ciara]

Noooo I love your penis I'm going kill whoever it was that damaged the poor thing haha :P

[Doozer]

Noooo I love your penis I'm going kill whoever it was that damaged the poor thing haha :P

give it the kiss of life ciara

[ciara]

give it the kiss of life ciara

Haha unfortunately me kisses arnt that great but il do my darn best lol

But first, and this is very important ... I need more info on how this actually happened... Maybe a diagram

[ciara]

ciara broke his cock la la la la la laaaaaa laaaaaaa

Wasn't me :S but I do think u and I should become detectives and find out who is the villain in the horrific tale lol xxx

[Morpheus]

, after a long and vigourous session , my penis is swollen , puffy , looks like a sausage roll, and it dosent aim straight but shots in two directions ,hitting the jacks roll on the left and the towel on the right ,me Ma is gonna kill me , this is another level to forgetting to put the jacks seat down. I think me flute is broken?

Very nice review Rick https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html. Nice usage of musical metaphors. Class! You should give lessons!


As for your broken penis - that's always the risk you'll run when going to see a particularly horny young thing!

Apparently ice is good for this sort of thing - so maybe go stick your cock in the freezer for an hour or two! Bet you you'll be fairly rigid again after that!!