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    Default I think she broke my penis????

    , after a long and vigourous session , my penis is swollen , puffy , looks like a sausage roll, and it dosent aim straight but shots in two directions ,hitting the jacks roll on the left and the towel on the right ,me Ma is gonna kill me , this is another level to forgetting to put the jacks seat down. I think me flute is broken?
    Last edited by Ric Hardgear; 25-07-11 at 13:26.
    a thousand kisses deep..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ric Hardgear View Post
    , after a long and vigourous session , my penis is swollen , puffy , looks like a sausage roll, and it dosent aim straight but shots in two directions ,hitting the jacks roll on the left and the towel on the right ,me Ma is gonna kill me , this is another level to forgetting to put the jacks seat down. I think me flute is broken?
    could be worse
    You could have snapped your banjo string
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    Noooo I love your penis I'm going kill whoever it was that damaged the poor thing haha :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by ciara View Post
    Noooo I love your penis I'm going kill whoever it was that damaged the poor thing haha :P
    give it the kiss of life ciara
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    give it the kiss of life ciara
    Haha unfortunately me kisses arnt that great but il do my darn best lol

    But first, and this is very important ... I need more info on how this actually happened... Maybe a diagram

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe View Post
    ciara broke his cock la la la la la laaaaaa laaaaaaa
    Wasn't me :S but I do think u and I should become detectives and find out who is the villain in the horrific tale lol xxx

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe View Post
    i bring forth the evidence was mr hardgear not seen vacating your premisis at 1.40 today clutching his cock whith pleasure misses

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    ahhh ha ha i think ive descovered the couplart
    Best review EVER!

    Ciara may have broken your dick Ric but she broke my heart. Refused to elope to Belfast with me
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    Quote Originally Posted by EbonyAmber View Post
    Best review EVER!

    Ciara may have broken your dick Ric but she broke my heart. Refused to elope to Belfast with me
    better then the famous "she touched me" one? haha

    I cant find it anywhere.

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    At the risk of being a lick ass or whatever
    Ric hardgear is the best ride in town :P
    Promise not over exaggerating now if I could just get him and Raydan together (which I know will never happen )

    Off for a few weeks so glad I got to go with a bang (and good one at that) cheers ric with the broken dick haha
    Last edited by ciara; 25-07-11 at 14:36. Reason: Still pleading innocent lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ciara View Post
    At the risk of being a lick ass or whatever
    Ric hardgear is the best ride in town :P
    Promise not over exaggerating now if I could just get him and Raydan together (which I know will never happen )

    Off for a few weeks so glad I got to go with a bang (and good one at that) cheers ric with the broken dick haha
    get him drunk ciara . Then leave ray do his magic
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