Cheating Husband

[wolfie]

Cheating husband has heart attack and dies while shagging his mistress
the undertaker rings his wife to make funeral arrangements. Then he says to her "we have a bit of a problem". She enquires as to what it is
The undertaker replies "your husband died with a huge eriction and there may be a problem getting the lid of the coffin on and not sure what to do
His wife replies " Cut it off and stick it up his arse because it's probably the only hole it has not been in"