alzheimers is not funny

[Ric Hardgear]

ok the week was bizarre, i walked through the wardrobe ,and three days later im in a&e with my gran,..i have moments of clarity, like pissing in a loo ,i know it was a loo cos i remember the blue armitage and shanks logo on the bowl,that and two naked girls having a bath next to me , nice girls studying engineering,breakfast was on the quays ,i was now a couple , well it was agreed ,..so i shagged her , lunch in A/E ,gran ok ,but her apt burnt to a crisp...,,you see her feet were cold so she warmed her slippers under the grill...

[Mousey]