I should be ashamed of myself

**Mousey** · 17-07-11, 09:59

Originally Posted by El Gordo

How shocking! I know the exact number of men I have had sex with.

Heh heh, nice one, Gordo

**Mousey** · 17-07-11, 10:01

Originally Posted by UKHeather

I haven't a bloody clue how many men I've had sex with, not even to the nearest 100!

You big slapper! What would your mum say?

**saoirsemac** · 17-07-11, 10:02

Originally Posted by UKHeather

I haven't a bloody clue how many men I've had sex with, not even to the nearest 100!

ur not the only one but i rather not hazard a guess on mine and wats worse im 23!!

**mutley** · 17-07-11, 10:04

Aint the human body a marvel Heather , if you were a car --- time for a re-bore ! are you burning any oil yet ?

**doodlebug** · 17-07-11, 10:05

I'm sure there is a mathematical formula we can use.....have to work that out....more importantly think of the boost to the economy you ladies provide by paying for advertising, rent, supplies etc, that is how you should calculate your numbers and then seek the tax rebate for allowable expenses!!!!!!

**UKHeather** · 17-07-11, 14:28

Originally Posted by doodlebug

I'm sure there is a mathematical formula we can use.....have to work that out....more importantly think of the boost to the economy you ladies provide by paying for advertising, rent, supplies etc, that is how you should calculate your numbers and then seek the tax rebate for allowable expenses!!!!!!

Once, whilst with an incredibly boring client, I counted the thrusts and work out cost per thrust. Can't quite remember how much it was now

**jimbobbins** · 17-07-11, 14:32

Originally Posted by UKHeather

Once, whilst with an incredibly boring client, I counted the thrusts and work out cost per thrust. Can't quite remember how much it was now

As long as you weren't counting out loud.

Jimbob

**UKHeather** · 17-07-11, 14:33

Originally Posted by mutley

Aint the human body a marvel Heather , if you were a car --- time for a re-bore ! are you burning any oil yet ?

Not quite Mutley. Contrary to popular belief, women who fuck a lot don't end up with a fanny like a wizard's sleeve..the more frequently we have sex, the more the vaginal muscles are working. I can bring a guy off with mine, just by tightening and relaxing the muscles.

Please excuse the graphic nature of this post!

**UKHeather** · 17-07-11, 14:35

Originally Posted by Mousey

You big slapper! What would your mum say?

She wouldn't believe it. Not in a million years.

**kerry lad in town** · 17-07-11, 14:37

we have next months comp magicalman guess how many men had heather.

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