View Poll Results: What's your favourite drug

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  • Asprin

    0 0%
  • Nurofen

    4 25.00%
  • Dispirin

    0 0%
  • Ibrofen

    1 6.25%
  • Aspro

    0 0%
  • Another

    11 68.75%
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Thread: What's your favourite drug?

  1. #21
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    Talking of pain relief:

    The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot......

    "No way! No needles. I hate needles." the patient said.

    The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.
    “I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates me!!”
    The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.
    "No objection" the patient says. "I'm fine with pills".

    The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra."

    The patient says, "Wow, I didn't know Viagra worked as a painkiller".

    "It doesn't" said the dentist, "but it's going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!"

    BOOM! BOOM!

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    I used to drive a group A rally car going 120mph on a closed mountain stage 200 cliff drop on one side and rocks on the other and your navigater shouting over crest flat 400 that was a rush like no other.... Until the engine blew up 4 stages later....
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    Nicotine i'm affraid
    Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "

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    Paracetamol. In fairness we'd all be f*cked without it!!!
    Don't discriminate. Hate EVERYONE equally!

    As good old Benny once said: "Peace on earth and goodwill to all men and women..... and LDM"

    LDM reserves the right to hijack all threads and call everyone a cunt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sperminater View Post
    I used to drive a group A rally car going 120mph on a closed mountain stage 200 cliff drop on one side and rocks on the other and your navigater shouting over crest flat 400 that was a rush like no other.... Until the engine blew up 4 stages later....
    Free solo rockclimbing several hundred feet off the ground at your physical limit... and topping out.. HIGH..
    I do what I want. I cannot do otherwise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    Paracetamol. In fairness we'd all be f*cked without it!!!
    Anytime I get a headache I listen to loud music. It works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dub1 View Post
    What's your favourite drug?
    1 Paracetemol
    2 Ibrufen
    3 Dispirin
    4 Annadin
    5 ASpro
    Difene 75g. (Spelling?)
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Definitely caffeine

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    Beer. Anyone tried the old Viagra on here does it work? What are the side effects?

  15. #30

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    Hi All

    I only see 2 drugs on the poll - aspirin & ibuprofen
    Aspirin, disprin, aspro = aspirin
    neurofen & ibuprofen = ibuprofen.

    5 drugs:
    ibuprofen
    paracetamol
    caffeine
    alcohol
    aspirin

    In the right doses you don't need a doctor... ha ha
    The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.

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