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    Was parked in a well known beauty spot in the north with my girlfriend. Things were getting pretty frisky when suddenly torches were being shown into the car.
    A passing british army patrol was passing through. Have never got dressed so quickly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harry10 View Post
    Was parked in a well known beauty spot in the north with my girlfriend. Things were getting pretty frisky when suddenly torches were being shown into the car.
    A passing british army patrol was passing through. Have never got dressed so quickly.
    Lol. Keep both hands on the wheel were I can see them.

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    Hottest day in the history of planet Earth... I had to drive 150 miles for a job interview in my old Saab - NO air-con, and only one window wound down.
    "So," I sez to myself, "wear your shorts and vest on the drive down, and put on your suit when you arrive."
    Simple plan.

    Apart from the fact that the only place to park the car was in a non-parking zone at the front of a grotty faculty building.
    Looked deserted, so I struggled outta my *summer-wear* into my suit, and went to find the interview-room.

    Which - somewhat inevitably - had a large bay window that looked out over.... my car.
    Shortest interview EVER.

    Would YOU employ someone - regardless of how impeccably qualified - if you'd seen their sweaty arse-crack/cock/balls smeared on the inside of a car windscreen??

    (Suppose a lot has to do with the job, admittedly)
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    LDM doesn't get embarrassed, embarrassed get's LDM'd!!!

    *cough*

    There was this one time when umm... LDM was shopping for clothes. And umm... Was trying on some jeans in the changing rooms... Umm, which was all good... Umm, like you know when you forget to do the thing which the thing that was meant for the thing didn't actually happen for the thing, like? Well it didn't not do it for LDM that day... Tried on the jeans, put normal pants back on and made way out of changing rooms. 2/3 shop assistants (all female thank God) were not looking at LDM's head. LDM looked down and ummm, well not only had the barn door been left open but the animals were trying to escape. *cough* Didn't happen that long ago either.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    LDM doesn't get embarrassed, embarrassed get's LDM'd!!!
    *cough*

    There was this one time when umm... LDM was shopping for clothes. And umm... Was trying on some jeans in the changing rooms... Umm, which was all good... Umm, like you know when you forget to do the thing which the thing that was meant for the thing didn't actually happen for the thing, like? Well it didn't not do it for LDM that day... Tried on the jeans, put normal pants back on and made way out of changing rooms. 2/3 shop assistants (all female thank God) were not looking at LDM's head. LDM looked down and ummm, well not only had the barn door been left open but the animals were trying to escape. *cough* Didn't happen that long ago either.....
    You can add that quote to your embarrasing moments! PMSL!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    You can add that quote to your embarrasing moments! PMSL!!!!
    Ever been to France Samuel? I've heard they're really into frog anatomy over there ¬_¬


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    Having to explain to an escort booked to an outcall, why I did not want to have sex with her !

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    I did once head out for an outcall booking to a reg client late one night. No other houses overlooked mine so I decided it would be ok to put on the leather and thigh boots etc he had requested, before I left.
    Partway through the journey, I realised I wasn't gonna have enough fuel to get to his house, I didn't have enough to get me home either, or I would have gone back and changed.
    I had to brazen it out and fill up at the motorway services. There was no pay at pump facility either, so I had to go in to the shop to pay.

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    In ease of the girl , I went over to the car park of the hotel I was staying in to 'escort ' her into the hotel. Having met her, started to walk towards the Bar at the side entrance of the hotel butthought her mini-skirt and killier heels were a bit too obvious , so she went back to the car to slip on a pair of jeans instead and then returned, As we neared the door it was obvious from the glares that half the people in the Bar had seen the first abortive entrance and were sniggering at the the late and pathetic clothes change !! Just gotta laugh, throw out the chest and brazen it out -- NO Surrender !

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