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    So I finally broke my duck and went to see one of the lovely
    ladies who advertise on this site, she is indeed a very beautiful
    Woman and I can say I enjoyed the meeting very much.
    But it was not that which i wanted to comment on, having never
    visited an escort before I did not know what to expect, and I was
    totally surprised by the sequence of events and the effect the
    whole affair had on me. As I phoned the girl in question I was
    surprised to notice that my heart rate jumped considerably and
    I found myself in a state of semi excitement,there is no doubt
    that a rush of adreniline coursed through my veins. I was also
    aware that my voice was a little shakey and that my usual calmness
    deserted me, after I made the appointment which was some hours
    ahead I found myself in a state of what I will describe as trepedation
    mixed with excitement and a tinge of anticipation. I showered and
    shaved and found myself trimming various hairs from my body in
    an effort to appear my best. Now I would have of course made sure
    I was clean and that I made an effort to smell nice, what surprised me
    was that I really wanted to look and feel my best for this encounter. All
    the time I was waiting the thought of the meeting caused me some
    considerable arousel and indeed, I cahnged my Calvin Kliens, due to
    a excess of lubrication let us say. Finally the time came to leave and I
    found myself in that state when one is going to a very important meet
    the drive was also accompanied by much nervous, but never the less
    pleasurable sensations. When I arrived at the appointed place with the
    instruction to phone before she would give me the address, my
    anticipation increased exponentionally, I was it would be fair to say
    in a state of complete intoxication, this had now becomea complete
    adventure, I rang the bell and she answered, inside the building I felt
    like a small child in the act of perpetrating some nefarious plan. I must
    add at this point all of this was extremely pleasureable and I was
    suffused with excitememt. The anticipitation was so intense, I passed
    a tennent on the way in and although I walked past her calmly I was
    again flooded with an adreniline rush. This was something I was not
    prepared for, I was in another world I made my way to the app. and
    knocked she answered and there it was the pleasurable rush of who
    knows what kind of neurotransmitters. I will not go into the appointment
    its self but to say it was a very enjoyable experience. When I showered
    and left I still found myself in a state of great excitement and for the rest
    of the day and for the following day all I had to do was think of the encounter
    and I got a lovely rush of satisfaction. I suppose my point is that an appointment
    with an Escort is far more than the sexual satisfaction one derives, but much
    much more. I can only hope that this side of the whole punting experience
    never wanes. I can see how visiting Escorts can become an addiction.
    This punter will not be rushing out in expectation of repitition, I will treat
    this as I think it should, as a special event to be looked forward to.
    What I will say is that apart from the obvious plesure derived from a punt
    there is a veritable plethora of stimulation to be had from this oldest and
    noblest of professions.

    Larwood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larwood View Post
    So I finally broke my duck and went to see one of the lovely
    ladies who advertise on this site, she is indeed a very beautiful
    Woman and I can say I enjoyed the meeting very much.
    But it was not that which i wanted to comment on, having never
    visited an escort before I did not know what to expect, and I was
    totally surprised by the sequence of events and the effect the
    whole affair had on me. As I phoned the girl in question I was
    surprised to notice that my heart rate jumped considerably and
    I found myself in a state of semi excitement,there is no doubt
    that a rush of adreniline coursed through my veins. I was also
    aware that my voice was a little shakey and that my usual calmness
    deserted me, after I made the appointment which was some hours
    ahead I found myself in a state of what I will describe as trepedation
    mixed with excitement and a tinge of anticipation. I showered and
    shaved and found myself trimming various hairs from my body in
    an effort to appear my best. Now I would have of course made sure
    I was clean and that I made an effort to smell nice, what surprised me
    was that I really wanted to look and feel my best for this encounter. All
    the time I was waiting the thought of the meeting caused me some
    considerable arousel and indeed, I cahnged my Calvin Kliens, due to
    a excess of lubrication let us say. Finally the time came to leave and I
    found myself in that state when one is going to a very important meet
    the drive was also accompanied by much nervous, but never the less
    pleasurable sensations. When I arrived at the appointed place with the
    instruction to phone before she would give me the address, my
    anticipation increased exponentionally, I was it would be fair to say
    in a state of complete intoxication, this had now becomea complete
    adventure, I rang the bell and she answered, inside the building I felt
    like a small child in the act of perpetrating some nefarious plan. I must
    add at this point all of this was extremely pleasureable and I was
    suffused with excitememt. The anticipitation was so intense, I passed
    a tennent on the way in and although I walked past her calmly I was
    again flooded with an adreniline rush. This was something I was not
    prepared for, I was in another world I made my way to the app. and
    knocked she answered and there it was the pleasurable rush of who
    knows what kind of neurotransmitters. I will not go into the appointment
    its self but to say it was a very enjoyable experience. When I showered
    and left I still found myself in a state of great excitement and for the rest
    of the day and for the following day all I had to do was think of the encounter
    and I got a lovely rush of satisfaction. I suppose my point is that an appointment
    with an Escort is far more than the sexual satisfaction one derives, but much
    much more. I can only hope that this side of the whole punting experience
    never wanes. I can see how visiting Escorts can become an addiction.
    This punter will not be rushing out in expectation of repitition, I will treat
    this as I think it should, as a special event to be looked forward to.
    What I will say is that apart from the obvious plesure derived from a punt
    there is a veritable plethora of stimulation to be had from this oldest and
    noblest of professions.

    Larwood.
    Jaysus... well that is one way of putting it alright... another way is "I was right scared shitless before I met yer wan, but I flaed her and all was grand. Im dead chuffed now...."

    Lol... only joking ya Larwood...

    Firstly, welcome a board...
    Secondly, What a loveley eloquent first post.
    Lastly, stick around but and join the mad house... we are all in the same boat here...
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    1) Best first post ever?

    2) Welcome to the wonderful world of E-I Larwood.

    3) Glad you enjoyed your first visit to one of the ladies (one of many, lol)

    and

    4) Yes I purposely wrote this in a similar way to JC's post
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    Welcome a board larwood .: doc
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    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    Some good questions here too... does the excitement ever wane? do you ever lose your nerves? Will Larwood be able to keep it for that special ocasion...lol

    For me you never lose the excitement or the nerves... but they do wane considerably. As for only the special occasion.. tse... yeah, right...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Some good questions here too... does the excitement ever wane? do you ever lose your nerves? Will Larwood be able to keep it for that special ocasion...lol

    For me you never lose the excitement or the nerves... but they do wane considerably. As for only the special occasion.. tse... yeah, right...lol
    You? Nervous? Perish the though langerballs lol
    I'm not insane, I'm adorably bonkers!!!

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    Thank you kind folk, special occasion well it is easy to make the mundane special, that is my get out clause

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larwood View Post
    So I finally broke my duck and went to see one of the lovely
    ladies who advertise on this site, she is indeed a very beautiful
    Woman and I can say I enjoyed the meeting very much.
    But it was not that which i wanted to comment on, having never
    visited an escort before I did not know what to expect, and I was
    totally surprised by the sequence of events and the effect the
    whole affair had on me. As I phoned the girl in question I was
    surprised to notice that my heart rate jumped considerably and
    I found myself in a state of semi excitement,there is no doubt
    that a rush of adreniline coursed through my veins. I was also
    aware that my voice was a little shakey and that my usual calmness
    deserted me, after I made the appointment which was some hours
    ahead I found myself in a state of what I will describe as trepedation
    mixed with excitement and a tinge of anticipation. I showered and
    shaved and found myself trimming various hairs from my body in
    an effort to appear my best. Now I would have of course made sure
    I was clean and that I made an effort to smell nice, what surprised me
    was that I really wanted to look and feel my best for this encounter. All
    the time I was waiting the thought of the meeting caused me some
    considerable arousel and indeed, I cahnged my Calvin Kliens, due to
    a excess of lubrication let us say. Finally the time came to leave and I
    found myself in that state when one is going to a very important meet
    the drive was also accompanied by much nervous, but never the less
    pleasurable sensations. When I arrived at the appointed place with the
    instruction to phone before she would give me the address, my
    anticipation increased exponentionally, I was it would be fair to say
    in a state of complete intoxication, this had now becomea complete
    adventure, I rang the bell and she answered, inside the building I felt
    like a small child in the act of perpetrating some nefarious plan. I must
    add at this point all of this was extremely pleasureable and I was
    suffused with excitememt. The anticipitation was so intense, I passed
    a tennent on the way in and although I walked past her calmly I was
    again flooded with an adreniline rush. This was something I was not
    prepared for, I was in another world I made my way to the app. and
    knocked she answered and there it was the pleasurable rush of who
    knows what kind of neurotransmitters. I will not go into the appointment
    its self but to say it was a very enjoyable experience. When I showered
    and left I still found myself in a state of great excitement and for the rest
    of the day and for the following day all I had to do was think of the encounter
    and I got a lovely rush of satisfaction. I suppose my point is that an appointment
    with an Escort is far more than the sexual satisfaction one derives, but much
    much more. I can only hope that this side of the whole punting experience
    never wanes. I can see how visiting Escorts can become an addiction.
    This punter will not be rushing out in expectation of repitition, I will treat
    this as I think it should, as a special event to be looked forward to.
    What I will say is that apart from the obvious plesure derived from a punt
    there is a veritable plethora of stimulation to be had from this oldest and
    noblest of professions.

    Larwood.
    Larwood,

    What a delightful post you wrote ! Kudos to you for being so articulate and being insightful enough to share this wonderful

    experience.. I never once stopped to consider how it must feel for the men arriving at our meets... I only know it from the other

    side of the 'door'. The pleasant anticipation of my visitor..

    After the recent negativity on the board, this post warms my heart.. Thank you.
    I do what I want. I cannot do otherwise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie View Post
    Larwood,

    What a delightful post you wrote ! Kudos to you for being so articulate and being insightful enough to share this wonderful

    experience.. I never once stopped to consider how it must feel for the men arriving at our meets... I only know it from the other

    side of the 'door'. The pleasant anticipation of my visitor..

    After the recent negativity on the board, this post warms my heart.. Thank you.
    And your nice reply has warmed my heart too thank you XXX

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larwood View Post
    So I finally broke my duck and went to see one of the lovely ladies who advertise on this site, she is indeed a very beautiful Woman and I can say I enjoyed the meeting very much. But it was not that which i wanted to comment on, having never visited an escort before I did not know what to expect, and I was totally surprised by the sequence of events and the effect the whole affair had on me. As I phoned the girl in question I was surprised to notice that my heart rate jumped considerably and I found myself in a state of semi excitement,there is no doubt that a rush of adreniline coursed through my veins. I was also aware that my voice was a little shakey and that my usual calmness deserted me, after I made the appointment which was some hours ahead I found myself in a state of what I will describe as trepedation mixed with excitement and a tinge of anticipation. I showered and shaved and found myself trimming various hairs from my body in an effort to appear my best. Now I would have of course made sure I was clean and that I made an effort to smell nice, what surprised me was that I really wanted to look and feel my best for this encounter. All the time I was waiting the thought of the meeting caused me some
    considerable arousel and indeed, I cahnged my Calvin Kliens, due to a excess of lubrication let us say. Finally the time came to leave and I found myself in that state when one is going to a very important meet the drive was also accompanied by much nervous, but never the less pleasurable sensations. When I arrived at the appointed place with the instruction to phone before she would give me the address, my anticipation increased exponentionally, I was it would be fair to say in a state of complete intoxication, this had now becomea complete adventure, I rang the bell and she answered, inside the building I felt
    like a small child in the act of perpetrating some nefarious plan. I must add at this point all of this was extremely pleasureable and I was suffused with excitememt. The anticipitation was so intense, I passed a tennent on the way in and although I walked past her calmly I was again flooded with an adreniline rush. This was something I was not prepared for, I was in another world I made my way to the app. and knocked she answered and there it was the pleasurable rush of who knows what kind of neurotransmitters. I will not go into the appointment its self but to say it was a very enjoyable experience. When I showered
    and left I still found myself in a state of great excitement and for the rest of the day and for the following day all I had to do was think of the encounter and I got a lovely rush of satisfaction. I suppose my point is that an appointment with an Escort is far more than the sexual satisfaction one derives, but much much more. I can only hope that this side of the whole punting experience
    never wanes. I can see how visiting Escorts can become an addiction. This punter will not be rushing out in expectation of repitition, I will treat this as I think it should, as a special event to be looked forward to. What I will say is that apart from the obvious plesure derived from a punt there is a veritable plethora of stimulation to be had from this oldest and noblest of professions. Larwood.
    You should send this to Penthouse, I hear they pay for stuff like this

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