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    A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant

    "JAMESCORK, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".

    "Yes, sir!" answers JAMESCORK.

    The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So, how was your day?"

    JAMESCORK told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol."

    "Bravo lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

    "The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir" says JAMESCORK.

    "Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

    "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen a good cock!'"

    "Tunderin' lard Jesus jamescork, what did you do?" asks the doctor.

    "I put drops in her eyes."

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfie View Post
    A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant

    "JAMESCORK, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".

    "Yes, sir!" answers JAMESCORK.

    The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So, how was your day?"

    JAMESCORK told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol."

    "Bravo lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

    "The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir" says JAMESCORK.

    "Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

    "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen a good cock!'"

    "Tunderin' lard Jesus jamescork, what did you do?" asks the doctor.

    "I put drops in her eyes."
    Brilliant, I even read it with the Cork accent!!!!

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    Hardy har har... she would need more than drops to be able to see my wee willy winkle....

    We are all comedians all of a sudden...lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Hardy har har... she would need more than drops to be able to see my wee willy winkle....

    We are all comedians all of a sudden...lol.
    I was more than impressed with your diagnosis James, LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Hardy har har... she would need more than drops to be able to see my wee willy winkle....

    We are all comedians all of a sudden...lol.
    ha ha ha..................

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    Now thats thinking outside the box Jimbo
    Join the E-I Fantasy Football League

    http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards...ntasy-Football

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    Now thats thinking outside the box Jimbo
    In more than one way, lol

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