when you know its time to bail.....

[Ric Hardgear]

Infatuation is THE most mind bending drug , you are oblivious to her faults in fact she has no faults,
infatuation
she has a beautiful girlish laugh
sanity
her cackle is making my pint curdle
infatuation
that little freckle on her chin is sooo cute
sanity
i swear to god i never noticed her hairy mole
infatuation
i love they way she finishes my sentences
sanity
she never shuts the fuck up
infatuation
OMG..the foreplay is extreme
sanity
Im doing all the work here my tongue is knackered..mmm did she ever suck my cock ???
infatuation
I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER
sanity
shes smothering me , its her friends, her clubs her music?????....fffs im walking her fucking rat of a dog
its time to bail....

[JAMESCORK]

Dont you start....lol

[Ric Hardgear]

what is that turns a girlfriend from your hearts desire , walking on clouds to meet her , actually getting early for a date to see her walk in and bask in the macho glory shes meeting you , to making excuses and hiding cos you seen through the mask and your now dating one of roald dahls witches?///////

[JAMESCORK]

You need help Ric...lol

[Ric Hardgear]

keely hazel has helped me through the dark times ,and sour martinis

[n73]

what is that turns a girlfriend from your hearts desire , walking on clouds to meet her , actually getting early for a date to see her walk in and bask in the macho glory shes meeting you , to making excuses and hiding cos you seen through the mask and your now dating one of roald dahls witches?///////

You bastard !! You have being having an affair with my wife !! And now you want to give her back, ya can feck off !!!