ryder (13-07-11)
ryder (13-07-11), sperminater (13-07-11)
Hay man shes got a longer journey.. So let me set the scene as Elwood said to Jake im on a mission from GOD!!! So it's into the chemist get 12 pack of XL condoms get into the motor when I reach the M1 at Newry it 240 kph warp speed 4 tunes at the toll bridge it's ac/dc and I aint stopping so get the fuck out of my way cos I only see green as for the cops they will need the air core cos I'm no OJ Simson when I reach the port tunnel the widows and the roof will be open boom boom I'm through I'll reach the apartment at 1 pm and when the door opens it's "keep those red boots on baby" and the door will be locked for the next 12hrs Im going to wash the sweat with some deepriver rock beside the bed cos the Sperminater will not be comming up for air.... and he will sleep in the car on way home but let mr tell you man I've been running cycling boxing I've a stone off In 4 weeks in preparation the the BIG NIGHT you can view it in sky box office but it's viewing is for over 21s and you better stock up on the booze cos it's going to be a marathon so I'm off to buy my cloak cos the engrave will be entertaining with "she sells sanitary " by the cult
Last edited by sperminater; 13-07-11 at 08:40.
ryder (13-07-11)
Brilliant, I wish you great success, jealous of a few things here, your car for a start, LOL the wherewithal for a 12 hour appointment and your new fitness regime, LOL
By the way if you need a driver for the way home, I know the roads north very well and will probably be free that morning, not good to drive with weak knees, lol
ryder (14-07-11)
ryder (14-07-11)
LOL my car was costing about the same until the turbo went now its sitting outside my door, LOL cheap as chips. Never bought into that green agenda from the oil point of view, do want a tesla electric car they are something else but having failed to win the euromillions will have to stick to electric trains, LOL
V8 its next on the agenda until then it at V6 twin turbo get out of my baby with the lights on full. But for now as morph will tell you he's in search for the one... My search is over i've found the "one" and it hard to stop a fast moving android..................
Last edited by sperminater; 13-07-11 at 09:09.
ryder (14-07-11)
ryder (14-07-11)
ryder (14-07-11)