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    So helen wood reckons ...

    The following quotes are taken from an interview in the Indo with Wayne Rooney's escort Helen Wood.

    "In Cork, a lot of the men want strap-on dildos up their asses."

    "A lot of them reminded me of farmers. They'd ask for the weirdest of things. I had a couple of clients from Cork that wanted to be treated like dogs. They'd sit there and pant at your feet and lick them. They wanted beating up. They'd never have sex, they just wanted you to twat them."

    "They're totally not with it when it comes to sex and women. A massive bunch of them would request the strangest of things. One man wanted me to treat him like a little boy. A lot of them were gay but they wouldn't admit it. They're quite dirty in Cork."

    She also outlines that she prefers Dublin, although she mentions meeting a politician there who had a ladyboy on standby to join in the session at any time.

    It's not clear whether the politician was also from Cork.

    Or whether the ladyboy was either.

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    I'm sure the witty retorts are on the way .: lol
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    after reading that, just wait for all the escorts to run out of cork :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    I'm sure the witty retorts are on the way .: lol
    from cork??..yeah ill pop back tomorrow to see if i find one mate...pmsl

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    Sure we know cork is full of weirdos benny
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    Interview me after this week you kitten ...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    Sure we know cork is full of weirdos benny
    Irelands freak show
    I hear theres a few in Limerick as well.
    The Truth is out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by westcorklad View Post
    I hear theres a few in Limerick as well.
    ah but there originally from cork
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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    from cork??..yeah ill pop back tomorrow to see if i find one mate...pmsl
    Benin could u not lend them Cork boys some of ur wit it might just help them with the ladies and save them from another lambasting
    in the future

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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    So helen wood reckons ...

    The following quotes are taken from an interview in the Indo with Wayne Rooney's escort Helen Wood.

    "In Cork, a lot of the men want strap-on dildos up their asses."

    "A lot of them reminded me of farmers. They'd ask for the weirdest of things. I had a couple of clients from Cork that wanted to be treated like dogs. They'd sit there and pant at your feet and lick them. They wanted beating up. They'd never have sex, they just wanted you to twat them."

    "They're totally not with it when it comes to sex and women. A massive bunch of them would request the strangest of things. One man wanted me to treat him like a little boy. A lot of them were gay but they wouldn't admit it. They're quite dirty in Cork."

    She also outlines that she prefers Dublin, although she mentions meeting a politician there who had a ladyboy on standby to join in the session at any time.

    It's not clear whether the politician was also from Cork.

    Or whether the ladyboy was either.
    I know what she means. Strapon up the arse is definitely more requested in Cork than anywhere else. If you havent a strapon they are happy with the bedpost or whatever's available

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