cork is full or wierdo's

[Rayden]

So helen wood reckons ...

The following quotes are taken from an interview in the Indo with Wayne Rooney's escort Helen Wood.

"In Cork, a lot of the men want strap-on dildos up their asses."

"A lot of them reminded me of farmers. They'd ask for the weirdest of things. I had a couple of clients from Cork that wanted to be treated like dogs. They'd sit there and pant at your feet and lick them. They wanted beating up. They'd never have sex, they just wanted you to twat them."

"They're totally not with it when it comes to sex and women. A massive bunch of them would request the strangest of things. One man wanted me to treat him like a little boy. A lot of them were gay but they wouldn't admit it. They're quite dirty in Cork."

She also outlines that she prefers Dublin, although she mentions meeting a politician there who had a ladyboy on standby to join in the session at any time.

It's not clear whether the politician was also from Cork.

Or whether the ladyboy was either.

Sig worthy.

[westcorklad]

Sure we know cork is full of weirdos benny
Irelands freak show

I hear theres a few in Limerick as well.

[Doozer]

I hear theres a few in Limerick as well.

ah but there originally from cork

[mellors]

I would just like to make it clear, that although i'm not Irish..er um..I dont actually live in Cork it was just a rouse (see you wouldn't use a word like that in Cork) to conceal my real identity. I went there for one day thinking of moving there, but couldn't understand anyone. Even went to look at a flat, the auctioneer showed me the fridge,washing machine and sofa, then said ok well go inside now.

[Rodney69]

I would just like to make it clear, that although i'm not Irish..er um..I dont actually live in Cork it was just a rouse (see you wouldn't use a word like that in Cork) to conceal my real identity. I went there for one day thinking of moving there, but couldn't understand anyone. Even went to look at a flat, the auctioneer showed me the fridge,washing machine and sofa, then said ok well go inside now.

that sounds like Tallaght or Ballymun or what's that place in Limerick, Moss Side.

[benin]

sorry for the confusion all..the thread title was a fact...the rest was just something to read...lol

[JAMESCORK]

Well no.... I have thought about this, long and hard, like Anons cock, and I have come to the following conclusion......

*ahem*..... I am proud to be a timewastin, dirty assed, sexually confused langer, and nobody can take that away from me. And I ask all my fellow corconians to make a stand... Let us stand together and shake our shitty asses in the general direction of those that look down on us. Let us collectively stick up two fingers at those that try and scoff and sneer. we are from cork and we are proud .... Huh lads.

(lads!!!! Ah lads... Don't leave me here...... LADS!!!!!)

[benin]

Well no.... I have thought about this, long and hard, like Anons cock, and I have come to the following conclusion......

*ahem*..... I am proud to be a timewastin, dirty assed, sexually confused langer, and nobody can take that away from me. And I ask all my fellow corconians to make a stand... Let us stand together and shake our shitty asses in the general direction of those that look down on us. Let us collectively stick up two fingers at those that try and scoff and sneer. we are from cork and we are proud .... Huh lads.

(lads!!!! Ah lads... Don't leave me here...... LADS!!!!!)

honestly thats baiting cork men bud...lol

[mellors]

Well no.... I have thought about this, long and hard, like Anons cock, and I have come to the following conclusion......

*ahem*..... I am proud to be a timewastin, dirty assed, sexually confused langer, and nobody can take that away from me. And I ask all my fellow corconians to make a stand... Let us stand together and shake our shitty asses in the general direction of those that look down on us. Let us collectively stick up two fingers at those that try and scoff and sneer. we are from cork and we are proud .... Huh lads.

(lads!!!! Ah lads... Don't leave me here...... LADS!!!!!)

Best of luck with that one mate

[JAMESCORK]

Best of luck with that one mate

Splitters... Ye dirty feckin SPLITTERS