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    So helen wood reckons ...

    The following quotes are taken from an interview in the Indo with Wayne Rooney's escort Helen Wood.

    "In Cork, a lot of the men want strap-on dildos up their asses."

    "A lot of them reminded me of farmers. They'd ask for the weirdest of things. I had a couple of clients from Cork that wanted to be treated like dogs. They'd sit there and pant at your feet and lick them. They wanted beating up. They'd never have sex, they just wanted you to twat them."

    "They're totally not with it when it comes to sex and women. A massive bunch of them would request the strangest of things. One man wanted me to treat him like a little boy. A lot of them were gay but they wouldn't admit it. They're quite dirty in Cork."

    She also outlines that she prefers Dublin, although she mentions meeting a politician there who had a ladyboy on standby to join in the session at any time.

    It's not clear whether the politician was also from Cork.

    Or whether the ladyboy was either.

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    I'm sure the witty retorts are on the way .: lol
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    after reading that, just wait for all the escorts to run out of cork :-)
    Thank you all the ladies I had pleasure of meeting. Forever grateful for the memories

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    I'm sure the witty retorts are on the way .: lol
    from cork??..yeah ill pop back tomorrow to see if i find one mate...pmsl

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    Sure we know cork is full of weirdos benny
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    Interview me after this week you kitten ...


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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    from cork??..yeah ill pop back tomorrow to see if i find one mate...pmsl
    Benin could u not lend them Cork boys some of ur wit it might just help them with the ladies and save them from another lambasting
    in the future

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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    So helen wood reckons ...

    The following quotes are taken from an interview in the Indo with Wayne Rooney's escort Helen Wood.

    "In Cork, a lot of the men want strap-on dildos up their asses."

    "A lot of them reminded me of farmers. They'd ask for the weirdest of things. I had a couple of clients from Cork that wanted to be treated like dogs. They'd sit there and pant at your feet and lick them. They wanted beating up. They'd never have sex, they just wanted you to twat them."

    "They're totally not with it when it comes to sex and women. A massive bunch of them would request the strangest of things. One man wanted me to treat him like a little boy. A lot of them were gay but they wouldn't admit it. They're quite dirty in Cork."

    She also outlines that she prefers Dublin, although she mentions meeting a politician there who had a ladyboy on standby to join in the session at any time.

    It's not clear whether the politician was also from Cork.

    Or whether the ladyboy was either.
    I know what she means. Strapon up the arse is definitely more requested in Cork than anywhere else. If you havent a strapon they are happy with the bedpost or whatever's available

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    they are such rebels in fairness.

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    And its probably a disgusting place to live in too. I heard they have poo on the rivers there. and some places are so dangerous even the alsatians go around in pairs. I pity any poor escort that has to work there.... Yeeeuuuuuchy..

    They even talk funny FFS... The place has nothing going for it...NOTHING I say... Pfff am I glad I dont live there...

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    Last edited by JAMESCORK; 11-07-11 at 21:27.

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