So helen wood reckons ...
The following quotes are taken from an interview in the Indo with Wayne Rooney's escort Helen Wood.
"In Cork, a lot of the men want strap-on dildos up their asses."
"A lot of them reminded me of farmers. They'd ask for the weirdest of things. I had a couple of clients from Cork that wanted to be treated like dogs. They'd sit there and pant at your feet and lick them. They wanted beating up. They'd never have sex, they just wanted you to twat them."
"They're totally not with it when it comes to sex and women. A massive bunch of them would request the strangest of things. One man wanted me to treat him like a little boy. A lot of them were gay but they wouldn't admit it. They're quite dirty in Cork."
She also outlines that she prefers Dublin, although she mentions meeting a politician there who had a ladyboy on standby to join in the session at any time.
It's not clear whether the politician was also from Cork.
Or whether the ladyboy was either.