Terminology

[wolfie]

What is the funniest and most original term you have heard used to describe a sex act?

[wolfie]

Slap the salami. lay the pipe, choke the bishop ..........

[samlad]

Pulling the Pope's cap off

[Mousey]

Vagina = furburger

[samlad]

Chimping: the act of throwing feaces at someone for sexual pleasure
Gerbiling: the act of shoving a rodent up your arse for sexual pleasure (sorry Mousey )
Snurgling: 1) the act of sniffing the recently vacated bicycle seat of a lovely lady 2) to sniff a lady's dunghampers

[Rayden]

"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to
be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my
intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to
be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my
intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
pronto

[samlad]