Escort's Review of Clients
What do you think an Escort would say if they could review u the Client? Here what I think a Lady might say of me
1 Directions....He has a terrible sense of direction... I spent 20 mins directing him to my Appatment... How hard is it( left then right then through the big set of gates)... I was nearly pulling my hair out with frustration ... For fucks sake Stevie Wonder would have found it quicker
2 Appearance... He's Fuckable Alright
3 Service....Sex was just a big yawn... Poor Technique...Little Enthusiam...Tried several positions still no joy... He's certainly no Rampant Rabbit... I'm Afraid he just didn't do it for me
4 Personality... I would rather stick pins in my eyes than listen to this boring bastard again!
5 I would only recommend this Client To someone I really fucking hated ... 6 Will I see this Client Again ... Fuck no
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