Escort's Review of Clients

[mellors]

Mellors is almost anal about turning up on time, he booked the appt three years in advance
Gave him wrong directions delibrately but the f*cker still turned up at my door.
Not the fat bastard I was expecting but had to hide a snigger when he undressed.
Talked absolute bollocks for the first five minutes, I put it down to him being nervous, but no, in fact he talked bollocks all the way through the appt.
Client doesn't accept graphic detail of what happened, but i've seen a good few clients in my time and i've never seen such debauchery.
It was the longest hour of my life.
Would i see him again...hell yes xx

Clients response : I dont know who the hell you saw, but it wasn't me, I was with a regular at the time you state, sure youre not mixing me up with my flatmate.

[dub1]

Mellors is almost anal about turning up on time, he booked the appt three years in advance
Gave him wrong directions delibrately but the f*cker still turned up at my door.
Not the fat bastard I was expecting but had to hide a snigger when he undressed.
Talked absolute bollocks for the first five minutes, I put it down to him being nervous, but no, in fact he talked bollocks all the way through the appt.
Client doesn't accept graphic detail of what happened, but i've seen a good few clients in my time and i've never seen such debauchery.
It was the longest hour of my life.
Would i see him again...hell yes xx

Clients response : I dont know who the hell you saw, but it wasn't me, I was with a regular at the time you state, sure youre not mixing me up with my flatmate.

Great stuff Mellors I was hoping some of the other posters would write something similar

[ryder]

Heres what they might say about me. Where does that old fogey think he`s going ? I thought he was dead years ago. Now he"s gonna start haggling over the price. I hope I can find those extra small condoms.. Must do a course in first aid in case he gets a heart attack. Maybe I should have Defibulater and I could use it on all my clients ( the last one from Goddess Shirley )

[doodlebug]

Doodlebug arrived on time (unfortunately)

I was pleasantly surprised when I opened the door, the wounds had healed and I managed not to retch when I saw him. He brought me a "gift", I'm hoping that 2 euro shop will close soon. Began with a long kiss, when I had prised him away I offered him a shower, he initially refused, but when he saw the look on my face he relented. While he was showering I changed into the requested uniform, I found the straitjacket awkward at first but at least it protected most of my body from doodle. He has asked me not to go into graphic details, so I will respect that...not difficult to do because with the size of his manhood there isn't must graphic detail to go into. His technique is good a bit mechanical...no wait that was the rabbit I had to use to make up for his inability. Whole thing was over quickly and I provided kitchen paper to clean his trousers...he promises next time he will try and hold out until he gets his clothes off at least.

Will he be back I hope not.

Would I recommend - to my worst enemy yes.

Will I see again - can't get the image out of my mind!!!

[sperminater]

Oh what a man I opened the door and there he was standing 6'3" his big chest and arms he told me you have been targeted for spermination how could I have refused?? I led him to the room when all of a sudden he lifted me up and threw me on the bed and said " who loves you baby" now I won't go into too many details cos he requested it but I have to say after that experience I had last week with Jamescork it was a breath of fresh air but then again peewee hermin would have been better than him so anyway girls I highly recommend this guy and I would kindly do it for free and I think you all should do the same and as he would always say "I'll be back"
Thanks Sperminater your the best
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Reply from client:
So sorry to here about Jc he's some langer I wish someone would give him a good rimming to clean the shit he talks
Love s xxxxxx

[dub1]

Heres what they might say about me. Where does that old fogey think he`s going ? I thought he was dead years ago. Now he"s gonna start haggling over the price. I hope I can find those extra small condoms.. Must do a course in first aid in case he gets a heart attack. Maybe I should have Defibulater and I could use it on all my clients ( the last one from Goddess Shirley )

26 poistive reviews and great feedback from the Ladies... me thinks ur the only George Clooney out of the pack

[Mousey]

Mousey is an escort's dream client.

He is too nervous to have sex, has a tiny penis which you can only barely feel, spends most of the time talking, and is too polite to be perverted. Also, he's guaranteed for at least two hours, which makes him a real sucker.

[royaler]

Oh what a man I opened the door and there he was standing 6'3" his big chest and arms he told me you have been targeted for spermination how could I have refused?? I led him to the room when all of a sudden he lifted me up and threw me on the bed and said " who loves you baby" now I won't go into too many details cos he requested it but I have to say after that experience I had last week with Jamescork it was a breath of fresh air but then again peewee hermin would have been better than him so anyway girls I highly recommend this guy and I would kindly do it for free and I think you all should do the same and as he would always say "I'll be back"
Thanks Sperminater your the best
Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Reply from client:
So sorry to here about Jc he's some langer I wish someone would give him a good rimming to clean the shit he talks
Love s xxxxxx

Brilliant mate!

[royaler]

When I opened the door I was so delighted to see this gorgeous hunk of a man. As he opened his mouth to say hello I noticed that he was carrying a clip board - thought he must be rating his punts! I just wanted to ravage him! I told him "no time for greetings or a shower" and he seemed surprised when I grabbed him by the tie, dragged him to the bedroom and ripped off his clothes. My God what a man - his look of surprise soon vanished as I went to work on the most fabulous dick I have ever seen! He was really into it now and gave me such a fantastic seeing to after that. As I lay exhausted my phone buzzed - though I did'nt want to I took a quick look at the incoming text which said "sorry babe I'll be ten mins late"!! I looked at the gorgeous hunk who looked back with a twinkle in his eye and said "and now can I see your TV licence"!! Didn't have one but it was woth the fine!!!!
I highly recommend TV Licenceman but buy your licence first!

[dub1]

When I opened the door I was so delighted to see this gorgeous hunk of a man. As he opened his mouth to say hello I noticed that he was carrying a clip board - thought he must be rating his punts! I just wanted to ravage him! I told him "no time for greetings or a shower" and he seemed surprised when I grabbed him by the tie, dragged him to the bedroom and ripped off his clothes. My God what a man - his look of surprise soon vanished as I went to work on the most fabulous dick I have ever seen! He was really into it now and gave me such a fantastic seeing to after that. As I lay exhausted my phone buzzed - though I did'nt want to I took a quick look at the incoming text which said "sorry babe I'll be ten mins late"!! I looked at the gorgeous hunk who looked back with a twinkle in his eye and said "and now can I see your TV licence"!! Didn't have one but it was woth the fine!!!!
I highly recommend TV Licenceman but buy your licence first!

Good Stuff I liked the twist at the end