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    What do you think an Escort would say if they could review u the Client? Here what I think a Lady might say of me
    1 Directions....He has a terrible sense of direction... I spent 20 mins directing him to my Appatment... How hard is it( left then right then through the big set of gates)... I was nearly pulling my hair out with frustration ... For fucks sake Stevie Wonder would have found it quicker
    2 Appearance... He's Fuckable Alright
    3 Service....Sex was just a big yawn... Poor Technique...Little Enthusiam...Tried several positions still no joy... He's certainly no Rampant Rabbit... I'm Afraid he just didn't do it for me
    4 Personality... I would rather stick pins in my eyes than listen to this boring bastard again!
    5 I would only recommend this Client To someone I really fucking hated ... 6 Will I see this Client Again ... Fuck no

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    Quote Originally Posted by dub1 View Post
    What do you think an Escort would say if they could review u the Client? Here what I think a Lady might say of me
    1 Directions....He has a terrible sense of direction... I spent 20 mins directing him to my Appatment... How hard is it( left then right then through the big set of gates)... I was nearly pulling my hair out with frustration ... For fucks sake Stevie Wonder would have found it quicker
    2 Appearance... He's Fuckable Alright
    3 Service....Sex was just a big yawn... Poor Technique...Little Enthusiam...Tried several positions still no joy... He's certainly no Rampant Rabbit... I'm Afraid he just didn't do it for me
    4 Personality... I would rather stick pins in my eyes than listen to this boring bastard again!
    5 I would only recommend this Client To someone I really fucking hated .. 6 Will I see this Client Again ... Fuck no

    You are that F***K bad man??
    F***f off please let me know who are you if one day you decid make appointment with me and i will say i am F***k bussy for the next 399 days

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    Quote Originally Posted by dub1 View Post
    what do you think an escort would say if they could review u the client? Here what i think a lady might say of me
    1 directions....he has a terrible sense of direction... I spent 20 mins directing him to my appatment... How hard is it( left then right then through the big set of gates)... I was nearly pulling my hair out with frustration ... For fucks sake stevie wonder would have found it quicker
    2 appearance... He's fuckable alright
    3 service....sex was just a big yawn... Poor technique...little enthusiam...tried several positions still no joy... He's certainly no rampant rabbit... I'm afraid he just didn't do it for me
    4 personality... I would rather stick pins in my eyes than listen to this boring bastard again!
    5 i would only recommend this client to someone i really fucking hated ... 6 will i see this client again ... Fuck no:d
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    Quote Originally Posted by dub1 View Post
    What do you think an Escort would say if they could review u the Client? Here what I think a Lady might say of me
    1 Directions....He has a terrible sense of direction... I spent 20 mins directing him to my Appatment... How hard is it( left then right then through the big set of gates)... I was nearly pulling my hair out with frustration ... For fucks sake Stevie Wonder would have found it quicker
    2 Appearance... He's Fuckable Alright
    3 Service....Sex was just a big yawn... Poor Technique...Little Enthusiam...Tried several positions still no joy... He's certainly no Rampant Rabbit... I'm Afraid he just didn't do it for me
    4 Personality... I would rather stick pins in my eyes than listen to this boring bastard again!
    5 I would only recommend this Client To someone I really fucking hated ... 6 Will I see this Client Again ... Fuck no

    Bloody hell Dub1!!! You just stole the review that the last lady wrote about me!!! I'm going to report you to the mods and make sure this review gets ratted!!

    (The only difference in my review was no2 : Face made for radio that only a mother could love!!!)
    "Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"

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    Escorts are far too clever to do reviews of clients while they are still working.

    It's when they decide to retire that we have to worry. Isn't that right JC.

    Engaging Personality
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forrest View Post
    Escorts are far too clever to do reviews of clients while they are still working.

    It's when they decide to retire that we have to worry. Isn't that right JC.
    Thats right Mr Forrest....

    But Jasmin always had a place in her heart for you.... you are safe..... for now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morpheus View Post
    Bloody hell Dub1!!! You just stole the review that the last lady wrote about me!!! I'm going to report you to the mods and make sure this review gets ratted!!

    (The only difference in my review was no2 : Face made for radio that only a mother could love!!!)
    from the goss around here morpheus your the guy all the gals wanna see so enough of that false modesty

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    Quote Originally Posted by dub1 View Post
    from the goss around here morpheus your the guy all the gals wanna see so enough of that false modesty
    Your wrong there it's Jc with his langer tounge all morph has is a big cock there not interested in that....

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    Quote Originally Posted by dub1 View Post
    from the goss around here morpheus your the guy all the gals wanna see so enough of that false modesty
    Your wrong there it's Jc with his langer tounge all morph has is a big cock there not interested in that....

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    Quote Originally Posted by sperminater View Post
    Your wrong there it's Jc with his langer and tounge all morph has is a big cock there not interested in that....
    Fixed that for ya.

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