Embarrassing

[BACMAN36]

Not really embarrassing, unlike my normal life where I have many anecdotes, I had a lovely French lady sitting on top of me when I decided that it would be better if I was on top, swinging around I cracked her head really hard off the edge of the bedside cabinet. Ouch ! The rest of appointment spent in A+ E.

Guess the A & E bill could be called an "extra" pmsl

[sperminater]

We drank a half bottle of bushmills in shot glasses in one hour I was already tanked well the wee man was drooping he wanted it all but he had double vision take me home you drunk bastard he said we I bet him hard but the little fecker wouldent get up and he had the cheak to call me drunk it was him that kept going to the bathroom...!!!

[UKHeather]

Got cramp in my leg, jumped up and spilled the bottle of poppers up the clients nose!!! I thought he was going to choke to death

[blue8671]

Gave the wonderfull eve a good laugh not long ago by managing to get both legs into the one leg of my boxers whilst dressing its amazing just how embarassed you can get so quickly

[sperminater]

I rushed back to work after a punt to see a client he was panicing about a job he left 5 messages on my phone and 6 missed calls he looked at me and said your jumper is on back to front I looked down and my boxers were over my jumper and my fly was not buttoned well talk about going red is an understatement....