I used to have a modicum of respect for this girl. If she'd only be a good girl and get her tits out, she could be a famous pair of baps beyond these shores.
Then she started going out with Calum Best.
Now I'd just fuck her degradingly, give her the finger, fart in her general direction, and leave her crying on the bed.
I mean, Calum Best.
It's so unfair.