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    Default Absolutely Love This.......MASTERCARD WEDDING!!

    QUALITY - MASTERCARD wedding (found this in my Saved Documents)

    You gotta love this guy.....

    This is a true story about a wedding that took place at Clemson University in 2008, It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

    It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

    Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!. Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

    He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

    His revenge was making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

    This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this:-

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends……….$32,000.

    Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.......................... $3,000.

    Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodation in Maui....................... $8,500.

    The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
    humping the best man...................................................................Priceless.


    There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there is MASTERCARD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SEXYCOOLBABE - LAUREN View Post
    QUALITY - MASTERCARD wedding (found this in my Saved Documents)

    You gotta love this guy.....

    This is a true story about a wedding that took place at Clemson University in 2008, It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

    It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

    Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!. Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

    He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

    His revenge was making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

    This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this:-

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends……….$32,000.

    Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.......................... $3,000.

    Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodation in Maui....................... $8,500.

    The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
    humping the best man...................................................................Priceless.


    There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there is MASTERCARD.

    PMSL an expensive way to get back "isn't revenge sweet" !!!

    Nina

    xxx

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    That was fucking amazing,, bet all their jaws hit the floor haha what a great plan that was

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    Not sure I would have went ahead with the wedding.. Revenge is sweet but marriage is a total no no after that..
    By all mean's go ahead and close doors behind you but don't lock them..


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    haha brillent id so do that!! as long as he was forking out for the wedding lol

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