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    Default I just won the lotto !!!!!!!

    Yes you've herad it here first so book your diary lads I ordered a 10million euro boat its going the be in Monaco on the 1st of august it has 12 bedrooms all with sauna and hot tub a pool and a bar I have to be selective for health and safety so applications will be accepted by pm only (terms and conditions apply) I have selected a few already JC is going to be renamed as popeye so he can stear the boat he can choose 2 ladies Ebs is going to be working as the nurse if anybody gets a cramp. The bar is serving crystal champagne free for a week Ramsey is the chef. Langers don't worry there will be Ronald McDonald at the back serving bigmacs and bemish. I also took the liberty of hiring the casino for a nite so black tie lads and nice thigh dresses for the ladies Mmmmmm also we will have led Zepplin jamming on the boat followed by fat boy slim I have enrIque for Cindy she will like that ( a private room even) me I'm taking the big room up front with a round bed and I'm staying with g**** ******* the door will be locked for a few hours so if you need anything piss off I'll be busy. No donations please as it may cause offence. So guys it's up to you if you want to get on the E-I boat. Ps lickarses can apply.......
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    Spermie... This is Ireland, 2011... you remember? There is a recession.. you are unemployed...

    Go back to sleep bud....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Spermie... This is Ireland, 2011... you remember? There is a recession.. you are unemployed...

    Go back to sleep bud....
    when you say unemployed, are you refering to his fiances or his sex life?
    Last edited by wanted the best 69; 06-07-11 at 10:00. Reason: james will kill me for the spelling mistake
    taking a break, but not gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by wanted the best 69 View Post
    when you say unemployed, are you refering to his fiances or his sex life?
    Haha finances are fine and if I won that feckin lotto id be retired from work also but we can dream ya know. Oh yea I forgot about the fireworks they were coming out of my room, ah shit I think I'll leave work and go back to dreamland
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    wakey wakey.. rise and shine Spermie

    Quote Originally Posted by sperminater View Post
    Yes you've herad it here first so book your diary lads I ordered a 10million euro boat its going the be in Monaco on the 1st of august it has 12 bedrooms all with sauna and hot tub a pool and a bar I have to be selective for health and safety so applications will be accepted by pm only (terms and conditions apply) I have selected a few already JC is going to be renamed as popeye so he can stear the boat he can choose 2 ladies Ebs is going to be working as the nurse if anybody gets a cramp. The bar is serving crystal champagne free for a week Ramsey is the chef. Langers don't worry there will be Ronald McDonald at the back serving bigmacs and bemish. I also took the liberty of hiring the casino for a nite so black tie lads and nice thigh dresses for the ladies Mmmmmm also we will have led Zepplin jamming on the boat followed by fat boy slim I have enrIque for Cindy she will like that ( a private room even) me I'm taking the big room up front with a round bed and I'm staying with g**** ******* the door will be locked for a few hours so if you need anything piss off I'll be busy. No donations please as it may cause offence. So guys it's up to you if you want to get on the E-I boat. Ps lickarses can apply.......
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    The Sperminater ( who just wok up out of a mad dream)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naughty'anna View Post
    wakey wakey.. rise and shine Spermie
    Are you not comming on the boat? It's a great ride
    Last edited by sperminater; 06-07-11 at 10:20.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sperminater View Post
    Are you not comming on the boat?
    eerrr i need to go for swimming lessons first hun, just incase someone rocks MY boat

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    Don't worry the hoff will be there to save you

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    Quote Originally Posted by wanted the best 69 View Post
    when you say unemployed, are you refering to his fiances or his sex life?
    What… I didn’t realise Spremie was engaged, at his age… fair fucks to him…. And to more than one girl too…

    Ya dark horse ya…lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    What… I didn’t realise Spremie was engaged, at his age… fair fucks to him…. And to more than one girl too…

    Ya dark horse ya…lol
    Haha look no wives , girl friends or partners allowed and what's all this talk about engaged??? I'm not Hugh Hefner yet
    Last edited by sperminater; 06-07-11 at 10:38.

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