Irish man in the elevator

[Zan]

IRISHMAN IN THE ELEVATOR*

Skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees*
this HUGE black guy standing next to him.*
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and*
says:
'7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner*
Brown.'

The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.. The big guy*
says, 'What's wrong with you?'
*
In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'*
The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look*and I figured I'd just give*
you the answers to the questions everyone always asks*
me................. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20*
inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner*
Brown.'
*
The little white Irishman says:
*
'Turner Brown'?!....Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"!
*
Jackii Cummins

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[Mousey]

I read somewhere that the reason they killed King Kong was because we our masculinity is supposedly subliminally threatened by black men chasing white women. Yup.