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    Default Mellors goes on tour

    I have a problem ! I've met some fantastic escorts over the past year, many of them I'd love to see again. The trouble is there are still quite a few escorts that I haven't met yet but are on my must definately see list. This list seems to continually grow. Unfortunately for me and my bank manager some of these girls seem reluctant to come to Cork. Luckily some do tour here and hopefully will be in the area in the near future. So...for my summer holiday this year I have decided to do a tour of Ireland where the main attraction is visiting the escorts in question in that area, why else would you go to Naas !! Perhaps E1 should start a new section ' Clients coming to ****** soon' . Now all I need is a bit of sunshine......
    Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "

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    Quote Originally Posted by mellors View Post
    . Now all I need is a bit of sunshine......
    thats ireland ruled out so...lol

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    Pick me up on you way mellors I'll travel with ya .: lol
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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    So you finally bought a bicycle

    Great excuse for a tour around Ireland.
    Don't forget to update your tour dates in your Sig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    Pick me up on you way mellors I'll travel with ya .: lol
    I'll drive!



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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    I'll drive!



    Plenty of room for... Extra curricular activities!
    Now that's style ldm , seems it's mellors idea he can pay for the diesel .: lol
    Last edited by dr love; 05-07-11 at 00:24.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    Now that's style ldm , seems it's mellors idea he can pay or the diesel .: lol
    Well one of ye has to. That f*cking monster cost me every cent I had!!! I don't think I'll ever be able to punt again cos I'll be in debt forever! I had to go over to the States as well to pick it up. Lazy yanks not delivering to me after I spent 5 seconds copying and pasting the stupid image...
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    Quote Originally Posted by mellors View Post
    I have a problem ! I've met some fantastic escorts over the past year, many of them I'd love to see again. The trouble is there are still quite a few escorts that I haven't met yet but are on my must definately see list. This list seems to continually grow. Unfortunately for me and my bank manager some of these girls seem reluctant to come to Cork. Luckily some do tour here and hopefully will be in the area in the near future. So...for my summer holiday this year I have decided to do a tour of Ireland where the main attraction is visiting the escorts in question in that area, why else would you go to Naas !! Perhaps E1 should start a new section ' Clients coming to ****** soon' . Now all I need is a bit of sunshine......
    Excellent idea Mellors. I can see RTE offering you big money to do a documentray style programme like the one by John Creedon recreating his childhood holidays and going on tour of Ireland in a car with a caravan at the back.

    You could use the caravan for out calls!! Or even better - you can just kidnap all the said ladies and take them back to Cork in your caravan, by which time they would have fallen in love with you and in time with Cork City as well!
    "Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    Well one of ye has to. That f*cking monster cost me every cent I had!!! I don't think I'll ever be able to punt again cos I'll be in debt forever! I had to go over to the States as well to pick it up. Lazy yanks not delivering to me after I spent 5 seconds copying and pasting the stupid image...
    Banish such thoughts , or wait you'll be knackered from driving anyway .
    Nah feck that we shall have a kitty for such , and all to share .:lol
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    Banish such thoughts , or wait you'll be knackered from driving anyway .
    Nah feck that we shall have a kitty for such , and all to share .:lol
    Ermmm... Ye can keep Benny to yourselves. I'll stay out of it thanks... PMSL
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