What do you call ......

**n73** · 03-07-11, 00:51

Originally Posted by rover

What do you call a woman with two cunts.

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Jedwards mother.

I always thought it was Mrs. Nevile !!!

**doodlebug** · 03-07-11, 07:25

Originally Posted by rover

What do you call a woman with two cunts.

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Jedwards mother.

Silly me, I thought the answer was "double jobber"

**rover** · 03-07-11, 10:25

Originally Posted by JAMESCORK

My daughters saw Jedward in concert last night and came home elated... So… lets not knock um just cos WE don’t enjoy um…

Don't get yer knickers in a twist James, it's just a joke.

**rover** · 03-07-11, 10:39

Originally Posted by Forrest

Are ye not feelin the love Rover

Here's something to perk ya up.

Thanks Forrest, just what I needed, a bit small but nice, by the way, when did the Beautiful Jasmin go, I was away for 6 weeks and missed her departure. We can only dream that she may return to us.

**Forrest** · 03-07-11, 19:49

Originally Posted by rover

Thanks Forrest, just what I needed, a bit small but nice, by the way, when did the Beautiful Jasmin go, I was away for 6 weeks and missed her departure. We can only dream that she may return to us.

Jasmin departed 2 weeks, 4 days and 9hrs and 40 mins ago

Her return is in my dreams alright, and Freud would have a field day interpreting them

Originally Posted by JAMESCORK

My daughters saw Jedward in concert last night and came home elated... So… lets not knock um just cos WE don’t enjoy um…

You could try adopting that approach in your reviews, James

**JAMESCORK** · 03-07-11, 20:40

Originally Posted by Forrest

Jasmin departed 2 weeks, 4 days and 9hrs and 40 mins ago

Her return is in my dreams alright, and Freud would have a field day interpreting them

You could try adopting that approach in your reviews, James

Uuuuuuuuuuuh. Touché. I promise to try.

And Rover... I'm only taking the piss bud. The amount of Jedward posters in my house is rather disgusting. Lol.

**Forrest** · 03-07-11, 20:51

Originally Posted by JAMESCORK

Uuuuuuuuuuuh. Touché. I promise to try.

And Rover... I'm only taking the piss bud. The amount of Jedward posters in my house is rather disgusting. Lol.

There's no getting away from them, is there James.

I expect even more complaints about this pic being too big for your screen

**alexis** · 04-07-11, 03:26

Rover, i hope your not jealous of the amount of female attention they get! they have girls throwing themselves at them and yet i dont think ive ever seen any men tion of them being with any girls!
youd think two 19 year olds would be milking the situation! im sure theyll come out soon!

**doodlebug** · 04-07-11, 06:27

Originally Posted by alexis

Rover, i hope your not jealous of the amount of female attention they get! they have girls throwing themselves at them and yet i dont think ive ever seen any men tion of them being with any girls!
youd think two 19 year olds would be milking the situation! im sure theyll come out soon!

There was talk of one of them getting together with the German entry in the Eurovision and if I remember she was quite attractive!!!!

**JAMESCORK** · 04-07-11, 09:40

My eleven year old daughter has told me that they are contracted not t have girlfriends as it you interfere with their work.. And I believe her... well maybe its more the case I am afraid to disagree with her...lol

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